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#2670 Up↑ +1123/1151 Down↓ Report 2007-01-30 04:15

<thestick> femeile sunt proaste
<ramona> esti tu retardat misogin
<thestick> ok
<thestick> hai sa iti demonstrez
<thestick> vom juca bambilici ca sa aflam adevarul
<thestick> incepe tu
<ramona> bambilici?
<thestick> zi un numar
<ramona> 5
<thestick> 6
<thestick> te`am batut :)
<thestick> incepe
<ramona> 5 miliarde
<thestick> 5 miliarde 1
<thestick> am castigat
<ramona> daca esti asa destept, de ce nu incepi tu jocul
<thestick> ok
<thestick> -5
<ramona> -10
<ramona> fffffrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeereeeeeeeeee
<ramona> ok sunt proasta

#1915 Up↑ +56/56 Down↓ Report 2006-04-20 07:10

<Dr_Bonez> bai ce babalau sunt
<Dr_Bonez> tocmai am realizat ca geaca mea are gluga
<Dr_Bonez> dar e bagata intr-o chestie in geaca, sa nu incurce atunci cand nu e necesara
<Dr_Bonez> ce e ciudat este ca dupa ce am realizat asta mi-am adus aminte ca mai descoperisem faptul ca geaca mea are gluga si acum vreun an
<Dr_Bonez> dar am uitat
<Dr_Bonez> si de fiecare data cand ploua ma oftic ca nu am gluga la geaca
<Dr_Bonez> :(
<wu-nix> ...

#1840 Up↑ +55/55 Down↓ Report 2006-04-05 09:11

adi: azi dimineata am gasit scris mare pe burta: "Ruxi was here..."
adi: cand pm a scris asta, sa mor daca imi aduc aminte
zoso: cand iti canta la microfon
adi: da unde pm o fi gasit markerul, ca eu il cautam de o saptamana...

#4562 Up↑ +270/278 Down↓ Report 2009-06-11 07:51

* wu- changes topic to ' [21:44] <bila`drukn> azi am baut cam mult si-am baut destul de putin '

#418 Up↑ +216/222 Down↓ Report 2005-04-22 11:11

[15:05] <DedeL|OFF> aberator pe tine nici nu te invita nimeni
[15:06] <aberator> ti-am zis mah ca nu
[15:06] <aberator> pana mea
[15:06] <aberator> nu ti-am futut eu nevasta
[15:06] <aberator> lasa-ma in pace
[15:06] <aberator> or mai fi si altii care au catarame cu "osoz"
[15:06] <aberator> :D

#2381 Up↑ +51/51 Down↓ Report 2006-09-07 09:17

[13:07:51] (keePiTreaL): salut
[13:07:55] (keePiTreaL): ai SAW3 ?
[13:08:17] (LittleBro): da, dvdrip
[13:08:43] (keePiTreaL): poti sa-i faci upload pe ftpu de la novanet, pls ? :D
[13:10:09] (LittleBro): omule
[13:10:12] (LittleBro): uitate putin la calendar
[13:10:18] (LittleBro): si cauta putin pe net data cand va fi lansat
[13:10:23] (LittleBro): cautama dupa, daca mai ai de ce
[13:10:32] (keePiTreaL): ?!
[13:10:46] (LittleBro): http://videoeta.com/movie/79178
[13:10:47] (LittleBro): jeez
[13:11:14] (keePiTreaL): october 27
[13:11:20] (LittleBro): bingo
[13:11:24] (keePiTreaL): si suntem in 7 septembrie
[13:11:28] (LittleBro): bravo
[13:11:32] (keePiTreaL): si care-i leg?
[13:11:55] (keePiTreaL): eu vreau sa-l vad azi

#1943 Up↑ +51/51 Down↓ Report 2006-04-27 21:42

[01:32] Dr_Bonez Alexneo: "ma intreb cati suporteri stelisti fac sex in noaptea asta"
[01:32] Dr_Bonez ROFL
[01:32] Dr_Bonez eu cu siguranta nu :(
[01:32] soup_nazi tu oricum nu faceai
[01:32] Oradeanul daca iti bagi pula in olaroiu ...inseamna ca faci sex in noaptea asta?
[01:32] Dr_Bonez :))))
[01:33] soup_nazi anyway, o sa fie maine multe femei la apaca cu ochii vineti

#896 Up↑ +48/48 Down↓ Report 2005-10-10 20:00

[02:09:51] * Dr_Bonez dances
[02:09:58] * BadgerWoW slaps Dr_Bonez around a bit with a large
[02:10:06] * BadgerWoW ii da un sut in fund lu' Dr_Bonez
[02:10:13] * Dr_Bonez il ia pe bursuc la dans
[02:10:14] (Dr_Bonez) \o/\o/
[02:10:18] (Dr_Bonez) \o/\o\
[02:10:23] (Dr_Bonez) \o\\o\
[02:10:29] (Dr_Bonez) wtf?!
[02:10:32] * BadgerWoW se uita inlacrimat la Dr_Bonez
[02:10:35] (BadgerWoW) por que!
[02:10:36] (BadgerWoW) ?!
[02:10:39] (BadgerWoW) POR QUE?!
[02:10:41] (Dr_Bonez) -o//o/
[02:10:44] (Dr_Bonez) -o//o-
[02:10:47] (Dr_Bonez) -o--o-
[02:10:51] (Dr_Bonez) lol
[02:11:14] (BadgerWoW) \o/...
[02:11:22] (BadgerWoW) that is me, running

#61 Up↑ +47/47 Down↓ Report 2004-09-23 11:26

[16:30:32] <Assassin`> nu usnt imbecil

#2702 Up↑ +45/45 Down↓ Report 2007-02-10 19:49

[22:47] (+soup_nazi): http://www.suntgravida.ro/sarcina/
[22:47] (@PigBrother): meh
[22:48] (@PigBrother): www.suntgravida.ro/proasto/data/viitoare/inghite.htm

#2786 Up↑ +44/44 Down↓ Report 2007-03-20 11:22

(14:22:14) <PigBrother> mah, da banca de sperma nu exista in Ro?
(14:22:19) <PigBrother> sa gasim o utilitate muistelor
(14:22:20) <PigBrother> :D

#44 Up↑ +44/44 Down↓ Report 2004-09-23 11:26

[16:34:23] <zmack> totzi pantalonii mi se rup intre picioare
[16:34:27] <zmack> ma gandesc ca am coaiele acide
[16:34:35] <astroid> lol

#41 Up↑ +44/44 Down↓ Report 2004-09-23 11:26

[14:30] * zoso slaps lune|sad with a Long Erectus Dick!
[14:34] <lune|sad> then it can't be yours
[14:35] <zoso> it's the same u suckd yesterday
[14:36] <lune|sad> then it realy isn't yours. must be mine
[14:37] <zoso> u suckd urself?
[14:37] <wu-nix> OMG
[14:37] <wu-nix> LOL
[14:38] <lune|sad> yup. the advantages of having a long erectus dick

#1914 Up↑ +43/43 Down↓ Report 2006-04-20 07:09

[09:49] <BunicaPeNet> haideti sa va zic un banc :)
[09:50] * BunicaPeNet has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
[09:50] <zburix|aw> rofl
[09:50] <mobi> cool
[09:50] <Godakutz> lol
[09:50] <_JohnHUAN> hhh
[09:50] <_JohnHUAN> noobz
[09:50] <mobi> de mult nu s`a mai ras atata la un banc
[09:50] <mobi> si nici nu`i old
[09:50] <_JohnHUAN> e foarte old
[09:51] <_JohnHUAN> dar e funny ca in prima zi

#1752 Up↑ +171/177 Down↓ Report 2006-03-01 19:03

(17:52:22) <drak1> question
(17:55:22) <birkof> ?
(17:55:39) <drak1> how do I say "i love you" in Romanian
(17:55:52) <drak1> I want to put it on my girlfriends birthday cake
(17:55:57) <birkof> "ia pula!"
(17:56:06) <drak1> thank you so much
(17:57:37) <birkof`> np

#641 Up↑ +126/130 Down↓ Report 2005-07-02 10:07

[13:04] <nihasa> da` lunet|sad cine e?
[13:05] <lunet|sad> ala din spatele tau care iti ofera dureri rectale
[13:05] <nihasa> adica un kkt?

#639 Up↑ +42/42 Down↓ Report 2005-07-01 19:36

[23:28:38] <DiaboIique> maine dimineata vor trece pe la tine 2 oameni
[23:28:44] <DiaboIique> ii vei insoti pana la circa de politie
[23:28:56] <DiaboIique> o sa-ti explice ei mai incolo
[23:29:00] <DiaboIique> imi pare rau
[23:29:04] <buratino> nu le deschid :P
[23:29:14] <DiaboIique> doesnt work that way
[23:29:17] <buratino> and...nu stii unde stau
[23:29:18] <buratino> :P
[23:29:32] <DiaboIique> eu nu
[23:29:36] <DiaboIique> sunt doar inside man
[23:30:21] <DiaboIique> asta e
[23:30:27] <DiaboIique> it pays well
[23:30:52] <DiaboIique> pacat ca n-am reusit niciodata sa va conving sa iesiti toti cu mine
[23:30:54] <DiaboIique> ar fi fost mai usor
[23:30:57] <DiaboIique> but eh
[23:31:01] <buratino> :)
[23:31:17] <buratino> ne luai ca din oala
[23:31:19] <DiaboIique> stia el zmack ce stia
[23:31:25] <DiaboIique> once again
[23:31:27] <DiaboIique> not me
[23:31:35] <buratino> zmack nu stie cum il chama
[23:31:37] <buratino> cheama
[23:31:45] <DiaboIique> micul departament de politie informatica
[23:31:58] <DiaboIique> oricum.. erati vizati de mult
[23:32:06] <DiaboIique> long before i showed up
[23:32:28] <buratino> :P
[23:33:32] <buratino> now fuck off
[23:33:34] <buratino> bitch
[23:33:58] <DiaboIique> P.S. ...
[23:34:07] <DiaboIique> exista o cale de a scapa de tot
[23:34:28] <DiaboIique> daca esti interesat...
[23:35:22] <DiaboIique> ceea ce vor ei sa faci e simplu
[23:35:31] <DiaboIique> FEED ME MAINEEEEEEE CA am ramas fara bani si ai mei vin luni :-((

#267 Up↑ +42/42 Down↓ Report 2005-02-16 19:02

[21:59] * mariko e invizibila
[21:59] <guu> mariko, dispari la invatat
[21:59] <mariko> nu
[21:59] <guu> ca vin mai incolo si te ascult
[22:00] <mariko> guu, show up naked. bring food:D

#2606 Up↑ +125/129 Down↓ Report 2006-12-26 15:42

luat din CS:
*DEAD* Rolly : cum scrieti mah cu ALIVE in fata, in loc de DEAD ???

#150 Up↑ +41/41 Down↓ Report 2004-12-15 07:05

[10:05] <[7even]> ma cert cu bunica-mea
[10:06] <[7even]> ca de ce a iesit basescu
[10:06] <zmack> lol :))
[10:06] <wu-w0rkin`> lol
[10:06] <[7even]> ca ea nu ar fi votat cu nici unul
[10:06] <zmack> pe messenger ? :))
[10:06] <guu> lol
[10:06] <wu-w0rkin`> LOL
[10:06] <guu> sau pe irc ?
[10:06] <zmack> da-i kick mah
[10:06] <[7even]> e aci cu mine mah