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#4240 Up↑ +9/9 Down↓ Report 2009-03-18 00:21

[ 12:17:56 ] (@baadnewz) eu nu inteleg cum plm isus a inviat in fiecare an in alta data
[ 12:17:59 ] (@baadnewz) ma depaseste

#2231 Up↑ +88/92 Down↓ Report 2006-07-23 17:34

[21:14:14] <Genesis_Of_Dysmorphism> Now Playing: Florin Salam - Dupa aeroportul din Palermo...by comy
[21:14:27] <Genesis_Of_Dysmorphism> omg that band sucks , got it from a [RO] guy , its like awful indian music

#3642 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2008-05-23 04:07

<[RO][gj]razvy_razvafutsz> sall...imi sp si mie cnva va rog cum se num progr ala care atunci cand iti instalezi orice program nu-ti mai trebuie licenta ?pls

#3622 Up↑ +8/8 Down↓ Report 2008-05-09 08:37

(despre concursul berestejar.ro, baxuri...)

<userr> cate ai Znuff?
<Znuff> userr, 52
<Znuff> eu credeam ca am 38 :-(
<userr> daten plm
<-- userr (x@shaworma.users.chatoo.net) has left #beer-channel

#5560 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2012-07-08 09:34

* LittleBro has changed the topic to: Space for rent. (wu) | Space, the final frontier. (7) | Space, what my girlfriend thinks we need (LilBro)

#2053 Up↑ +19/19 Down↓ Report 2006-06-01 21:13

[01:11:42] <Znuff> muie zetu`
[01:11:43] <Znuff> muie zetu`
[01:11:44] <Znuff> muie zetu`
[01:11:45] <darKClaw> da-mi mie

#3244 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2007-10-10 11:15

[01:13] <[RO][HD][Clicknet]handylover> nu stii vreo fata sufletista pt o rel de prietenie stabila sau accept si usor handicap fizic ?

#951 Up↑ +23/23 Down↓ Report 2005-10-24 20:00

[14:04:42] * mariko gives soup_nazi pie
[14:05:03] * soup_nazi gives mariko sex
[14:05:15] <mariko> mersi }{
[14:08:24] * soup_nazi pune deoparte placinta de la mariko si papa niste pilaf cu pui
[14:08:36] <mariko> bun, bun
[14:09:32] <mariko> now, pass the rice pls
[14:09:42] <soup_nazi> pass the pussy
[14:10:14] <mariko> hmm
[14:10:19] <mariko> schimb neechitabil
[14:10:40] <soup_nazi> u rite
[14:10:45] <soup_nazi> pussy and a blowjob
[14:10:56] <mariko> hihihi
[14:15:57] <soup_nazi> no rice for ya]
[14:16:17] <mariko> wtf?
[14:16:24] <mariko> si eu voiam mancare ;(
[14:18:32] <soup_nazi> mariko, orezu e pe terminate, hai cu blowjobu ala
[14:18:44] <mariko> damn
[14:18:54] <mariko> am i that bad ca nu vezi ca asta fac de 5 minute?
[14:18:59] <mariko> devin nihasa
[14:19:00] <mariko> :(
[14:19:01] <soup_nazi> err

#1965 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2006-05-06 17:50

[08:23] <Znuff> pula mea, nu vrea sa mai porneasca

#5762 Up↑ +11/11 Down↓ Report 2013-01-27 08:42

(10:28:15) <LittleBro> pigbrother, esti pe drum? :D
(10:31:46) <pigbrother> nope
(10:31:49) <pigbrother> too cold
(10:32:13) <pigbrother> am iesit acu sa fac poze cu tilifonul si mi-a ingheta pula
(10:32:22) <pigbrother> si atat timp cat nu te oferi sa o dezgheti...
(10:32:23) <pigbrother> :D

#86 Up↑ +16/16 Down↓ Report 2004-09-23 11:26

[20:15] <Assassin`> sa ma sugi
[20:15] <C3rE> eu sunt pe tura de dimineatza

#773 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2005-08-15 20:00

[00:11] <animalu> daniela`, beau numai cand bunaciunile ma intreaba incredule daca nu beau niciodata, apoi ma fac muci, dau vina pe ele, si ele ma aduc acasa, ma dezbraca si ma baga in pat. Dupa aia violul e consensual.

#5557 Up↑ +7/9 Down↓ Report 2012-07-06 04:14

(09:15:24) <soup_nazi> http://i.imgur.com/9r2Qp.jpg
(09:15:39) <obscurer> :( nu pot deschide linkurile lu' soup_nazi ca sunt cu pr0n si sunt la terasa
(09:15:45) <obscurer> 1st world problems
(09:16:00) <HABEEB> ce boschetar infect e la terasa la 9 dimineata ?!
(09:16:01) <soup_nazi> http://i.imgur.com/45bzT.jpg
(09:16:05) <obscurer> EU! :D
(09:16:13) <obscurer> imi beau cafeaua, rai-lor!
(09:16:31) <soup_nazi> aştepţi clientul,obscurer?
(09:16:39) <soup_nazi> :D
(09:16:42) <obscurer> nu
(09:16:44) <pigbrother> obscurer, ignora-i mane
(09:16:52) <pigbrother> unul este la munca si este gelos pe tine
(09:17:02) <pigbrother> celalalt este la Brasov si cu asta am zis tot
(09:17:02) <pigbrother> :B
(09:17:06) <obscurer> lol

#417 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2005-04-22 10:29

[14:13] <aberator> daizi swallows
[14:15] <Oerdek> aberator has no brain
[14:15] <Kh`Ru3l> daizi still swallows

#3424 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2008-02-03 11:33

[00:23:51] <[RO][Floopy]> care imi zice si mie cu ce program se poate da flood pe mess ?
[00:29:26] <[RO]Santtos> [RO][Floopy]: cauta iamalamer.exe
[00:30:38] <[RO][Floopy]> nu il gasesc nici pe asta

#4614 Up↑ +4/4 Down↓ Report 2009-07-17 01:33

<foosa> am spus sa fiu finut dar se pare ca vreti sa plangeti :)

#2551 Up↑ +8/8 Down↓ Report 2006-11-21 08:54

[11:52] <soup_nazi> This MySQL server has been running for 49710 days, 5 hours, 51 minutes and 34 seconds. It started up on Dec 13, 1901 at 10:30 PM.

#74 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2004-09-23 11:26

[21:03:01] <DedeL> aia mica ce mai face ?
[21:03:43] <[7even]> acu face baie
[21:03:49] <[7even]> e o rasfatzata
[21:04:11] <DedeL> lol
[21:04:20] <DedeL> hai ca poate o vad si eu :P
[21:04:29] <DedeL> ca-mi plac copii ...cat sunt mici
[21:04:47] <[7even]> mrrrr.... nu am incredere :)

#4179 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2009-02-24 10:30

<zetu> darkeingel, hai c-o sugi
<zetu> Sa te vad io pe tine cand te duci dupa matza la baadnewz
<zetu> Mai repede il pui sa ti-o trimita prin curierat rapid

#203 Up↑ +11/11 Down↓ Report 2005-01-19 09:27

[12:27] <astroid> mariko e un fel de femeie de cauciuc dar mai naspa