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#1757 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2006-03-07 17:26

[19:21] <aardwolf> de unde sa iasa ?
[19:21] <aardwolf> din casa ?
[19:21] <bluesica> din casa bre
[19:21] <aardwolf> pff
[19:21] <aardwolf> slab
[19:21] <bluesica> tu ai stat mai mult cu dizi3
[19:21] <bluesica> hai zi ca nu e asha :D
[19:22] <aardwolf> pe vremea cand jucam daoc ... nu am iesit din casa ( pragul usii de la intrare ) aproape 10 luni de zile
[19:22] <bluesica> jizas fuck
[19:22] <bluesica> si ai tai ce au zis?
[19:22] <aardwolf> :)
[19:22] <bluesica> like wtf
[19:22] <bluesica> 10 luni
[19:22] <aardwolf> ce sa zica ?
[19:22] <bluesica> pm .. iti zideam usa
[19:22] <aardwolf> get a girl in plm ...

#3309 Up↑ +17/17 Down↓ Report 2007-11-26 09:55

<minel> eu nu ating cur
<minel> defapt pe cine glumim
<minel> eu nu ating nimic

#6191 Up↑ +6/6 Down↓ Report 2013-11-11 07:32

(09:28:55) <pigbrother> ma duc la parnaie sa testez niste Placinta :B
(09:29:23) <Oradeanul> e coada mare acolo la placinta, mai bine testezi un nihasa aici

#3797 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ Report 2008-08-26 10:24

(23:50:21) (+userr) ce otrava mai e la moda?
(23:52:10) (wysiwyn) userr, iphone tri gii

#5870 Up↑ +5/5 Down↓ Report 2013-03-27 17:59

(19:13:13) <soup_nazi> http://www.amazon.com/Beats-Pill-Wireless-Bluetooth-Speaker/dp/B008FQMUL8/ref=sr_1_3?s=wireless&ie=UTF8&qid=1364404421&sr=1-3&keywords=beats+pill
(19:13:18) <soup_nazi> uite ce sexy arată, mane
(19:13:22) <soup_nazi> 556 lei
(19:13:44) <pigbrother> piș pe ele
(19:14:07) <pigbrother> dacă vrei să dai bani dubli pe căcaturi la modă
(19:14:10) <pigbrother> e buzunarul tău
(19:15:07) <soup_nazi> arată-mi altceva
(19:15:44) * pigbrother unzips
(19:16:07) <soup_nazi> nu așa mic.

#395 Up↑ +6/6 Down↓ Report 2005-04-13 03:36

[23:53] * Osy se descopera

#4699 Up↑ +10/10 Down↓ Report 2009-09-16 03:46

[15:24:33] <Godakutz> eu sint la dieta
[15:24:36] <PigBrother> oh
[15:24:39] <soup_nazi> nu pui carne in gura?
[15:24:43] <Godakutz> si de nervi mi se face si mai foame
[15:24:45] <PigBrother> corect....
[15:24:46] <Godakutz> potoliti-va
[15:24:48] <darKClaw> pune
[15:24:50] <Godakutz> :(
[15:24:50] <darKClaw> da nu inghite.
[15:24:51] <PigBrother> ahahah

#7766 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2018-12-11 03:16

(18:28:49) <znf> deci oamenii chiar au impresia ca puiul KFC e importat
(18:29:35) <obscurer> lol ce
(18:29:56) <znf> reddit idiots, reddit
(18:30:11) <znf> /r/romania e plin de cretini
(18:30:16) <znf> si nu-mi place sa-i dau dreptate lu' soup_nazi
(18:30:17) <znf> :-|
(18:30:31) <soup_nazi> :D

#2527 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2006-11-06 06:45

[09:29:48] <HABEEB> dementa aia care e uploader pe TL
[09:29:50] <HABEEB> e romanca !?
[09:30:05] <soup_nazi> o fi metalgod, alterego
[09:30:29] <HABEEB> a pus 4 albume
[09:30:32] <HABEEB> in 2-3 zile
[09:30:37] <HABEEB> 3 cu crc failuri
[09:30:41] <HABEEB> suna a .ro

#89 Up↑ +10/10 Down↓ Report 2004-09-23 11:26

<PigBrother> ma duc sa ma barbieresc

<PigBrother> daca in 15 minute nu-s inapoi inseamna ca mi-am luat gatu'

#1888 Up↑ +6/6 Down↓ Report 2006-04-13 19:18

[23:14](drik): AM STRICAT O BUCATA DE CARTON!!!!!!
[23:14](drik): :(((((((((((((((
[23:15](drik): trebuia sa scriu centraliste
[23:16](drik): si am scris din instinct centuriste
[23:16](drik): :((((
[23:16](LittleBro): that's so bashed

#2900 Up↑ +8/8 Down↓ Report 2007-05-18 11:32

nimeni lafel (18.05.2007 22:43:24): cine are filme porno frumoase buzzz pls sunt oanta am o gagica si vreau sa fac mai multe pozitiiiiiii

#2702 Up↑ +43/43 Down↓ Report 2007-02-10 19:49

[22:47] (+soup_nazi): http://www.suntgravida.ro/sarcina/
[22:47] (@PigBrother): meh
[22:48] (@PigBrother): www.suntgravida.ro/proasto/data/viitoare/inghite.htm

#496 Up↑ +13/13 Down↓ Report 2005-05-20 08:12

[12:06:53] <[7even]> /var/www/html/meteweb/slick50/vechi/vechi/vechi/vechi/vechi/vechi/vechi/vechi/vechi/vechi/
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#4109 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2009-01-29 04:18

<dinozaur> teoria iubirii: "Sa o luam sistematic: la inceput esti indragostit. Bun... ai tot felul de simptome, fluturasi in stomac, vrei sa fi tot timpul cu persoana iubita, etc. Dar asta nu e sanatos din punct de vedere adaptativ: prea multe goange in burta unui om strica si sincer,.."
<dinozaur> da duce la constipare

#3211 Up↑ +5/5 Down↓ Report 2007-09-24 00:31

(14:29:47) <Sashone> dar sor-ta s-a maritat ?
(14:29:58) <soup_nazi> inca nu
(14:30:07) <soup_nazi> asteapta unu potent si cu bani
(14:30:12) <soup_nazi> deci tu esti de 2 ori nu
(14:30:27) <Sashone> oricum nu ascult manele
(14:30:33) <Sashone> si decat sa ma inrudesc cu tine
(14:30:40) <Sashone> mai bine ma insor cu guU

#4224 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ Report 2009-03-13 01:28

as: pai ai bagat tu pe twitter?
ab: da ma
as: inseamna ca ti-am dat unfollow :))

#5471 Up↑ +9/9 Down↓ Report 2012-02-29 12:31

la emag
biografia lu' steve jobs
e cadou la orice comanda peste 1500 ron
asta-i un fel de "cum am facut bani?"
dupa ce faci comanda afli raspunsu'
"de la fraieri ca tine"

#4962 Up↑ −2/2 Down↓ Report 2010-02-09 09:41

boom.dll: merge ca pula netu
boom.dll: se incarca ina
boom.dll: inca*
mafiotu: vai pula mea
mafiotu: ti-ai bagat cablu de net in cur
mafiotu: si-acum mere ca un cacat?
boom.dll: da
boom.dll:
mafiotu: sa folosesti prezervativ next time..

#7499 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ Report 2017-12-06 21:41

18:14  znf  aaaaaa
18:14  znf  pula
18:14  znf  l-am crapat
18:14  znf  am crapat boxu' de mining
18:14  znf  ffs
18:14  znf  note to self: NU MARI FRECVENTA MEMORIILOR CU 2000MHZ
18:15  [7even]  lol
18:15  [7even]  acest miron cosma al datacenterurilor
18:15  znf  plm, driverul zice
18:15  znf  memory clock range: +2000 / -2000
18:15  znf  in driver
18:16  znf  rip
18:17  GB  acest miron cosma al datacenterurilor
18:17  GB  =))