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#3732 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ Report 2008-07-16 01:09

EU: ce facusi ma cu aia ?
Alex : nimic ba crek isi dadu seama ca vreau s-o fut .
EU: da ce vroiai ma , sa o futi si sa nu-si dea seama?

#1790 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2006-03-24 14:06

[15:55:08] * nihasa (nihasa@86.121.xxx.xx) has joined #computergames
[15:55:28] <zoso> look every1, is that cool guy nihasa
[15:55:43] <nihasa> oh yeah lets fuck his ass
[15:56:30] <Vaipa> haha
[15:56:53] <nihasa> pula mea vin dula 8 ore de facultate
[15:57:03] <nihasa> doar sa vad ca ma barfeste lumea coool
[15:57:06] <nihasa> a forumului
[15:57:13] <zoso> ete pula
[15:57:19] <zoso> si tie iti pasa sau cum?
[15:57:23] <zoso> da-i in aia a mea de terminati
[15:57:35] <zoso> err...sper ca nu de noi era vorba, ca te violez

#3812 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2008-09-01 15:11

[05:03] (+LittleBro): in fine
[05:03] (+LittleBro): tot gras esti
[05:04] (Znuff): iar tu tot nespalat esti
[05:04] (Znuff): si incaltat in bocanci vara
[05:04] (drk-netless): :D
[05:04] (+LittleBro): da, mie`mi ia 10 minute sa ma spal
[05:04] (+LittleBro): pana slabesti tu

#7754 Up↑ +4/4 Down↓ Report 2018-11-19 10:37

(12:11:26) <obscurer> ba
(12:11:34) <obscurer> specia umana s-a chinuit in pula mea
(12:11:38) <obscurer> vreo cateva milioane de ani
(12:11:45) <obscurer> sa ajunga in varfu' lantului trofic
(12:11:53) <obscurer> tocmai ca sa nu mai alergi ca prostu
(12:11:55) <obscurer> deampulea
(12:11:57) <obscurer> pe munte
(12:12:05) <obscurer> DE CE PULA MEA AI ALERGA PE MUNTE?
(12:12:10) <obscurer> nu poti sa mergi incet?
(12:12:13) <obscurer> sa admiri privelistea?
(12:12:17) <Oradeanul> nu stiu coaie, aer curat? priveliste?
(12:12:22) <obscurer> ALERGAND?!
(12:12:26) <obscurer> mergi in pula mea incet

#3737 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2008-07-24 07:11

rin: ai grija
rin: ca vin dupa tine si te stie toti vecini! In fata blocului tau de rezolv
Q: nu ti-e rushine sa ma rezolvi in fatza blocului ?
Q: daca te vede cineva ?
Q: :D
rin: vor zice de tine: Ia uite nimfomana aia nici afara nu il lasa

#399 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2005-04-15 14:21

[18:20] <darKClaw> MasterC, ce mai faci iubire?
[18:21] <MasterC> laba
[18:21] <MasterC> dar ma pot opri daca doresti
[18:21] <darKClaw> nu, lasa, continua.

#2123 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2006-06-25 17:55

[21:50](SlimR): LittleBro oralu' si sportu' la bac sunt ras ... nu ca alelalte n-ar fi ras. .. plm a luat una de la mine 10 la bac ... si la viteza a cazut de 3 ori pana la finish :))
[21:50](SlimR): macar era hotarata sa ajunga acolo :D

#4083 Up↑ +6/6 Down↓ Report 2009-01-17 04:58

[17:55:08] <ULIK> care stie un program pt. brutu sa pot intra din leptop in telefon fara accept

** xplicatie - brutu = bluetooth

#5247 Up↑ +7/9 Down↓ Report 2011-06-13 06:00

[10:58:45] <@Godakutz> un buchet decent oricum nu gasesti mai jos de 45 de lei
[10:58:58] <@obscurer> pai, asta e
[10:59:07] <@obscurer> e ziua ei, trebuie sa se simta si ea speciala
[10:59:13] <@Godakutz> f bine
[10:59:18] <@obscurer> la cate bj's urmeaza :D
[10:59:21] <@darKClaw> The Postal Service - [Give Up #02] - Such Great Heights .::MP3|246kbps|Stereo|04:26::.
[10:59:24] <@Godakutz> gf sau mama?

#6384 Up↑ +10/10 Down↓ Report 2014-03-07 11:58

(13:18:57) <Godakutz> ce sinteti asa tacuti azi?
(13:20:07) <pigbrother> muncim!!!!
(13:20:12) <Godakutz> clar
(13:22:23) <pigbrother> esti nevorbita? :D
(13:22:39) * Godakutz slaps pigbrother around a bit with a large trout
(13:22:42) <Godakutz> o cauti
(13:24:05) <pigbrother> maybe
(13:24:08) <pigbrother> maybe not
(13:28:02) <pigbrother> poti veni la mine sa o cautam impreuna :B
(13:28:39) <Godakutz> :)

#458 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2005-05-09 07:27

[11:23] <Bog``16> bha nene am luat un chat........si scrie LAN ......ce inseamna LAN .... chat pe NET sau chat PE RETEA ?

#4999 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ Report 2010-03-04 11:37

[00:35:24] <minel> cred ca ma duc la deschiderea olimpicelor de retardati
[00:35:25] <minel> ma simt
[00:35:26] <minel> :))

#5618 Up↑ +9/11 Down↓ Report 2012-09-14 02:51

(07:48:27) <pigbrother> si asa cred ca m-a injurat oleaca cand i-am zis ca nu ma duc la aia a lu Buhnici
(07:48:33) <pigbrother> ca am dictie de cacat si ma fac de ras live
(07:48:34) <pigbrother> :))
(07:48:58) <LittleBro> mane, te faci de ras si fara sa deschizi gura
(07:49:01) <LittleBro> nu aveai nimic de pierdut
(07:50:18) <pigbrother> LittleBro, merci
(07:50:22) <pigbrother> esti un dulce
(07:50:31) <LittleBro> xoxo
(07:50:46) <pigbrother> esti atat de dulce ca m-as da pe pula cu tine cand ma suge nemo^
(07:50:49) <pigbrother> :B

#4733 Up↑ +11/13 Down↓ Report 2009-10-18 07:01

Fady: ba ce faci?
Fady: ba fgm raspunde
Alin33f: nu este alin sunt tatal lui
Alin33f: dar ce inseamna fgm ?
Fady: facem gratar maine.....

#2356 Up↑ +15/15 Down↓ Report 2006-08-27 08:10

[11:17:54] <soup_nazi> err
[11:18:04] <soup_nazi> brb, am aruncat cdurile cu alice cooper inainte sa apuc sa le copiez

#5482 Up↑ +19/19 Down↓ Report 2012-03-19 20:34

[20:40:07] <d3fault> am un excel cu indexul apometrelor, din variatia consumului de apa la bucatarie pot sa-mi dau seama cand am avut femeie

#5474 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ Report 2012-03-08 06:31

(10:11:02) <soup_nazi> mpc nu imi incarcă suburile
(10:11:08) <soup_nazi> iar laba de vlc nu imi pleiază pornul
(10:11:12) <soup_nazi> plm, tre să imi iau un mac
(10:11:37) <HABEEB> mai bine inveti engleza si nu te mai uiti la pron
(10:11:41) <HABEEB> mai ieftin si mai putin gay
(10:12:00) <soup_nazi> şi după aia incep sa fiu un membru productiv al societătii, nu?
(10:12:07) <soup_nazi> te-n pula mea de subversiv!

#975 Up↑ +13/13 Down↓ Report 2005-10-29 20:00

[21:36:44] * soup-nazi sets mode: +b *!*@67.18.245.109
[21:36:44] * cikicianul was kicked by soup-nazi (cikicianul)
[21:37:17] <darKClaw`> daca e Dumnezeu?
[21:37:22] <soup-nazi> eh
[21:37:28] <aardwolf> mai mult ca sigur foloseste proxy
[21:37:34] <aardwolf> god ? gha
[21:37:36] <soup-nazi> dumnezeu e ircop, isi poate scoate singur banul

#5025 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2010-03-26 03:09

Duda: yeah. ma mir ca nu mi-a trecut prin cap
LittleBro: esti blonda
LittleBro: singuru moment in care iti trece ceva prin cap e atunci cand prestezi oral
Duda: macar imi place

#4330 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ Report 2009-04-24 10:17

<HUB> -----------------------------------
<[Escape]Lamaiee> de ce numai atatia junt pe odc
<[Escape]Lamaiee> ??
<[TriX]Klawww> ca se gaseste mult mai mult pron pe torrente
<[TriX]Klawww> :-)
<[Escape]Lamaiee> cei aia pron ?
<[TriX]Klawww> pai tu de ce ai intrat pe odc tinere?
<[Escape]Lamaiee> sa iau filmu ala cu eleva exmatriculata din scoala
<[TriX]Klawww> ...