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#102 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2004-09-23 11:26

[12:11] <RN> apropo, vali, sa iti arat un film cu niste miscari beton beton
[12:11] New file in inbox: Jenna_Jameson_takes_a_big_cock_in_her_ass.avi
[12:11] <RN> erm... ups am trimis la toti... scuze ?

#2343 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2006-08-23 23:03

(17:02:17) (upper) incepe sa ma prinda somnu`
(17:02:21) (upper) si foamea
(17:02:22) (upper) si lenea
(17:02:59) (pamflete) fa o laba

#5472 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ Report 2012-03-01 16:01

18:49  trolol  ce e cu blurayul ala wu?
18:50  znf  trolol, e blu-ray-ul cu tine care o iei in cur
18:51  trolol  znf ia lopetica si fuga la nisipar
18:51  trolol  aici vorbesc oameni mari
18:52    znf se caca in lopatica si arunca spre trolol

#6188 Up↑ +10/10 Down↓ Report 2013-11-03 03:39

(19:00:07) <pigbrother> da, si eu sunt trist uneori pentru ca o sa mor singur
(19:00:07) <pigbrother> dar apoi ma duc sa-mi comand toale online sau imi mai iau un obiectiv mai scump
(19:00:07) <pigbrother> si-mi trece
(19:00:07) <pigbrother> :B

#4315 Up↑ +5/5 Down↓ Report 2009-04-14 00:38

[14:32:42] <ztu> Kapolino.And.userr.Exposed.XXX.DVDRip-JustDifferent
[14:32:50] <kapolino> asta e invidios
[14:33:37] <Jimmy_X> care e cine?
[14:33:45] <Jimmy_X> cine active si care e passive? :)
[14:33:50] <kapolino> se baga si laba asta:))
[14:33:57] <ztu> Dec e Jimmy_X, vrei sa te bagi si tu? :D
[14:34:08] <+userr> Jimmy_X tu esti insurat
[14:34:10] <+userr> nu ai voie
[14:34:46] <ztu> Jimmy_X, n-ai fi primu care si-ar insela nevasta cu userr

#2990 Up↑ +5/5 Down↓ Report 2007-07-05 22:18

[12:15] (+soup_nazi): bah
[12:16] (+soup_nazi): nu mai urcati in pula mea atata pornache
[12:16] (+soup_nazi): ca n-am timp sa ma uit la toate
[12:16] (+soup_nazi): i have a life!

#5972 Up↑ +5/9 Down↓ Report 2013-05-14 18:42

(21:40:18) <ics> iti plac blondele cu coaiele mari?

#6109 Up↑ +5/5 Down↓ Report 2013-09-05 07:18

(09:50:45) <pigbrother> erau 8 grade dimineata aici
(09:50:47) <pigbrother> 8!!!!
(09:52:54) <Oradeanul> da, e foarte frig, am dormit aseara cu ciorapei
(09:55:27) <pigbrother> eu de obicei dorm in pat
(09:55:37) <pigbrother> dar plm, cand esti mic, incapi si-n ciorapei
(09:55:42) <pigbrother> i guess!

#375 Up↑ +7/7 Down↓ Report 2005-03-31 17:13

[21:16] * znow linge cd lui cheloo de coke :p

#2510 Up↑ +19/19 Down↓ Report 2006-10-30 17:09

Duda: sunt facuta cu postasul?!?
LittleBro: speri?
Duda: sometimes
LittleBro: poate esti chiar infiata
Duda: seman prea mult cu tata
LittleBro: atunci nu poti fi facuta cu postasu
Duda: dar pot fi facuta posta :D

#4913 Up↑ +5/5 Down↓ Report 2010-01-18 08:45

<wysiwyn> lautipua
<wysiwyn> pula
<Mircica> you fail.

#2042 Up↑ +5/5 Down↓ Report 2006-05-29 11:01

<soup_nazi> zetu`
<zetu`> ?
<soup_nazi> vezi bah care e diferenta intre noi?
<soup_nazi> pe mine ma fac retardat oameni mari
<soup_nazi> pe tine te fac luzeri ca duck si eu

#40 Up↑ +5/5 Down↓ Report 2004-09-23 11:26

<_JohnTEA> nu-i asa?
<_JohnTEA> sint un pilon de stabilitate in pwla mea
<IQz3r0> mda..vezi ca a venit vara si angajeaza astia stabilopozi la mare :)

#6322 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2014-02-16 17:12

(19:08:25) <soup_nazi> mi-e lene si mi-e somn
(19:09:08) <obscurer> mie mi-e iar foame
(19:10:13) <soup_nazi> eu am comandat niște senvișuri.'
(19:10:24) * nihasa (~nihasa@5-12-133-xxx.residential.rdsnet.ro) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
(19:10:33) <obscurer> plm
(19:10:40) <obscurer> i would need a girlfriend for that
(19:10:48) <pigbrother> oi fi gravid
(19:10:48) <pigbrother> too much unprotected tinder, girl
(19:10:48) <pigbrother> :D
(19:10:48) <obscurer> si nihasa tocmai ce a tulit-o :B
(19:10:57) <soup_nazi> :D

#316 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2005-03-09 02:48

[05:45] <De^Beers> ia sa ma plimb io pe afara sa vad ce mai fac tiganii la masina mea

#5631 Up↑ +2/4 Down↓ Report 2012-09-20 14:44

(19:23:54) <HABEEB> pai stai mane
(19:24:08) <HABEEB> tu care esti om de 10k euro pe luna faci helpdesk ?!
(19:24:57) <Oradeanul> de unde plm crezi ca-s om de 10k pe luna? 4000 iau din helpdesk
(19:35:10) <HABEEB> pai 4000euroi pe luna si tu raspunzi la secretare
(19:35:59) <Oradeanul> da, stiu, e nasol dar trebuie sa faca cineva si asta
(19:36:30) <pigbrother> 4000€ pe luna?
(19:36:33) <pigbrother> hmm
(19:36:36) * pigbrother calculeaza
(19:36:47) <pigbrother> asta vine cam 500 de blowjoburi facute pe luna
(19:36:50) <pigbrother> cum rezisti?!?!

#3710 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ Report 2008-06-30 22:43

(12:28:29) (+userr) pff, cand eu ascultam nirvana flac voi credeati ca flac e detergent

#7469 Up↑ +3/5 Down↓ Report 2016-08-26 10:28

(12:46:51) <znf> bag pula, de ce insist sa beau cacatu' ala de whisky
(12:46:56) <znf> ma simt mereu aiurea de la el
(13:14:35) <soup_nazi> așa zici și de sexul anal.

#2744 Up↑ +25/27 Down↓ Report 2007-03-04 18:54

(21:53:58) <_Mephisto> eu am visat aseara ca o futeam pe una in cur si am scos pula plina de cacat :|

#822 Up↑ +16/16 Down↓ Report 2005-08-28 20:00

[13:23] * Daisy is now known as Daisy`WC
[13:23] * Daisy`WC is now known as Daisy
[13:23] <daniella`> era ocupat sau ai fost rapida?