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#1348 Up↑ +29/29 Down↓ Report 2005-11-12 21:00

[23:19:16] <soup_nazi> m-a sunat o pizda
[23:19:23] <soup_nazi> ca nu vreau sa vin pe la ea
[23:19:26] <soup_nazi> ca se simte singura
[23:20:58] <NotoriousPiG> trebuia sa o intrebi daca nu se fute
[23:21:03] <NotoriousPiG> ca si tu te simti singur
[23:21:05] <NotoriousPiG> or smth
[23:21:14] <soup_nazi> se fute
[23:21:25] <soup_nazi> eu nu cunosc fete care nu se fut
[23:22:07] <NotoriousPiG> la varsta asta era si culmea sa stii una care NU se fute
[23:22:14] <NotoriousPiG> intrebam daca se fute azi si cu tine
[23:22:15] <NotoriousPiG> :D
[23:26:22] <soup_nazi> am fugit
[23:26:55] <soup_nazi> voiam sa o intreb ce vrea sa manance, portocale, banane sau cirese, sa stiu ce aroma sa iau la prezervative :D
[23:29:21] <NotoriousPiG> lol

#1886 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ Report 2006-04-12 19:32

#1054 by termita (Power User) at 2006-04-12 19:19:36
Anonymous pe tine te intreb ca vad ca tu esti cel mai tare cu filmele .cand apare dvd la inside man cu sub ro :-D

#5472 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ Report 2012-03-01 16:01

18:49  trolol  ce e cu blurayul ala wu?
18:50  znf  trolol, e blu-ray-ul cu tine care o iei in cur
18:51  trolol  znf ia lopetica si fuga la nisipar
18:51  trolol  aici vorbesc oameni mari
18:52    znf se caca in lopatica si arunca spre trolol

#5108 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2010-07-23 06:26

[10:27] <PigBrother> http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m136/pigbrother/P7230010.jpg
[10:27] <PigBrother> S-AMOLOED stanga, AMOLED dreapta
[10:27] <PigBrother> HABEEB, esti pe receptie?
[10:28] <HABEEB> nope
[10:28] <HABEEB> am iphone si cred ca nu il tin cum trebuie!

#5588 Up↑ 0/2 Down↓ Report 2012-08-14 04:37

(11:59:15) <vali> http://raspunsuri.rol.ro/art/13969-155-DE_CE_NU_I_SE_SCOALA.htm
(11:59:51) <ics> plm
(11:59:58) <ics> am obosit dupa primul rand
(12:01:21) <vali> trist că, pe lângă că e urâtă, e şi agramată
(12:02:29) <ics> ahh, erau si poze cu ea?
(12:02:35) <ics> n-am fost atent
(12:02:42) <vali> nu sunt poze cu ea.
(12:02:47) <vali> dar, plm
(12:03:06) <vali> daca la 23 de ani nu e in stare să îl scoale pe unu din morţi, ce crezi, că arată bine?
(12:07:04) <Tommy-> daca esti barbat, dupa 1 ora cat spune ea, si cea mai grasa si urata femeie tot ti-o scoala
(12:07:35) <ics> dupa 1 ora deja sunt in tren :))
(12:07:49) <ics> vrei sa ma prinda barba'su :)
(12:08:09) <TrinitYCtA> dupa o ora mie mi-o scoala a 3-a oara ! exceptie cazul in care are picioarele amputate, in rest nu cred ca rezist mai mult de 30 de secunde de concentrare pana mi se scoala in guritza duduitei !
(12:08:32) <vali> daca are picioarele amputate are mai mulţi muşchi.
(12:08:33) <TrinitYCtA> :)

#2341 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2006-08-23 21:43

[01:36] (@guu): Plot Summary: A girl arranges a threesome to show her ex-boyfriend that she is his dream girl, but blinded by his penis... (more) (view trailer)
[01:36] (+LittleBro): O_O
[01:36] (+LittleBro): url
[01:36] (+soup_nazi): unde coae?!??!?!!
[01:36] (+Somnic): guu, link

#6087 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ Report 2013-08-29 15:12

18:09 drkkk vecina minora care suge pula si se fute!!!! o sa ti se scoale pula garantat! n-ai mai vazut asa ceva xxx.exe
18:10 troo jurnalistii de azi, cocalarii de pe DC de ieri

#3054 Up↑ +11/11 Down↓ Report 2007-08-17 08:31

(21:48:18) <PigBrother> si io sa-mi bag pula-n leadtek si aplicatia lor de cacat
(21:48:21) <PigBrother> si-n guu
(21:48:24) <PigBrother> ca e si el de cacat
(21:48:26) <PigBrother> ca aplicatia

#649 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2005-07-06 05:57

[06:50:30] <PigBrother> si daca mai insisti
[06:50:37] <PigBrother> ti-l trimit pe zmack cadou
[06:50:40] <PigBrother> prin posta
[06:50:42] <PigBrother> ceea ce
[06:50:44] <PigBrother> e grav
[06:50:46] <PigBrother> :)
[06:52:25] <Assassin`> o spui de parca zmack e vreo boala or smth :>
[06:53:26] <PigBrother> e mult mai rau
[06:53:38] <PigBrother> e una din cele 12 plagi ale Egiptului
[06:53:39] <PigBrother> de fapt
[06:53:43] <PigBrother> e a 13-a
[06:53:51] <Assassin`> "sa mori tu" :>
[06:53:54] <PigBrother> de asta a si decazut Egiptul asa repede

#470 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2005-05-11 20:38

[00:38:36] <Skee|nocturn> o mue nu vrei?
[00:38:44] <yosh\sleep> daca-mi dai 75

#5490 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ Report 2012-04-09 15:18

(20:21:39) <soup_nazi> http://www.theverge.com/2012/4/9/2936375/facebook-buys-instagram
(20:21:42) <soup_nazi> geez
(20:23:13) <soup_nazi> de banii ăştia cumperi grecia.
(20:23:53) <Oradeanul> si Steaua
(20:24:08) <vld> si pe mine!!!
(20:24:25) <soup_nazi> tu eşti gratis, grasule!

#1814 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ Report 2006-03-31 15:53

[18:52:19] <darKClaw> in padurea cu alune, aveau casa doi pitici
[18:52:22] <darKClaw> vine pupaza si spune
[18:52:25] <darKClaw> MUIE STEAUA!
[18:52:25] <darKClaw> MUIE STEAUA!

#3989 Up↑ +27/27 Down↓ Report 2008-12-15 00:54

_my_love: ce faci iubitu?
ray: editez labels de applications in app.designer la CFR
ray: pe urma ma ocup si de attributes de creat in database configuration, apoi fac un manual de import de coduri CPV prin scripturi
ray: si dupa aia..creez o procedura de backup si restore al bazei de date db2
ray: cand termin si cu astea, deschid un PMR la IBM ref. la marimea prea mare a fisierului de backup
ray: si daca mai am timp azi...setez cron task-ul pm-urilor ca activ astfel incat aplicatia sa genereze in mod automat workordere atunci cand s-au creat preventive maintenance-uri corect
ray: si eventual si testez daca functioneaza
_my_love: si acum in limba romana te rog
ray: nu era mai simplu cum ziceam inainte?
ray: "am treaba"

#303 Up↑ +4/4 Down↓ Report 2005-03-06 11:30

[14:30] <bluesica> wey plodu meu o sa fie precum motanul, daca ma uit urat la el se ascunde

#5733 Up↑ 0/4 Down↓ Report 2012-12-24 17:13

(19:09:29) <soup_nazi> http://www.romanialibera.ro/actualitate/eveniment/jaf-armat-la-o-banca-din-capitala-288327.html
(19:09:36) <soup_nazi> suspect de repede a plecat pigbrother din oraş.
(19:10:14) <pigbrother> ^^
(19:10:36) * Siropel vrea ultrabook
(19:10:39) <Siropel> cc pigbrother
(19:10:56) <pigbrother> Siropel:
(19:11:02) <pigbrother> cate baxuri vrei?
(19:11:33) <pigbrother> ca sa stiu cate spun ca nu-ti iau!

#5146 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2011-01-03 16:36

[19:24]<nemo-> fmm
[19:24]<nemo-> de popa
[19:24]<nemo-> evry fucking year
[19:24]<nemo-> o oala de aghiazma in muie
[19:24]<obscurer> ahahahahahahaha
[19:24]<obscurer> =))

#5142 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2010-12-18 18:20

<LittleBro`> cacatii de la czone isi pun intro la dvdurile rosubbed
<PigBrother> intro cu ce
<LittleBro`> intro cu un logo de`al lor pe o coloana sonora
<LittleBro`> oricum, lame
<PigBrother> dear Lord
<PigBrother> lame zis cu indulgenta
<PigBrother> littlebro
<LittleBro`> ?
<PigBrother> sa faci la releasurile tale de audio
<PigBrother> jingle
<PigBrother> o sa fii cel mai benga!!!!
<LittleBro`> by commy manele
<PigBrother> by iapula
<PigBrother> :D
<LittleBro`> nu`sh unde dracu eram, intr`un magazin la cautat de toale
<LittleBro`> si era muzica d`aia house trendieza
<LittleBro`> ca fond sonor
<LittleBro`> si la un moment dat se aude "muzicanoua.tk"
<PigBrother> rofl

#2351 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2006-08-25 23:24

WarLock__: lol
WarLock__: mortii matii de creier
WarLock__: de ce sunt asa retardat ?:|

#264 Up↑ +13/13 Down↓ Report 2005-02-15 19:39

[22:38] <Daedalus`> stie cineva de unde downloadez si eu biblia?
[22:38] <PigBrother> bah, tu piratezi cuvantul Domnului ?

#2323 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2006-08-20 15:58

[19:58:36] <duck-> oh da, cica poze de la mare facute de taica-miu... maica-mea si sor-mea in 4-5 poze, restu' numa' cu gagici bune care jucau volei =))