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#2708 Up↑ /0 Down↓ Report 2007-02-16 05:46
* Quits: frob (xxx@xxx) (Quit: Windows has finished installing another round of patches behind your back. Would you like to reboot now, close the dialog every five minutes, or have me automatically close all your programs and lose your work while you sleep?)
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#5359 Up↑ /3 Down↓ Report 2011-10-16 16:14
<soup_nazi> http://www.mediafax.ro/social/accident-socant-pe-trecerea-de-pietoni-o-tanara-lovita-in-plin-de-un-camion-video-8851699/
<pigbrother> god, ce vaca
<lai> in primul rand ca nu s-a asigurat pe trecere
<lai> in al doilea rand e trecere de pieton
<LittleBro> e pe bicicleta, NU E PIETON
<lai> din cate imi aduc aminte ca sa treci pe trecerea de pietoni cu bicicleta te dai jos de pe ea
<soup_nazi> păi şi ea s-a dat
<soup_nazi> dar puţin mai incolo -
#4600 Up↑ /0 Down↓ Report 2009-07-01 00:10
khruel: pariuri pe weekend mane?
khruel: se scufunda hawayul sau nu
piggiebrotha: se scufunda
piggiebrotha: mai iese
piggiebrotha: mai sta la soare
piggiebrotha: ce face hawaii de zeci de ani
khruel: hhh
piggiebrotha: da ce, au zis orezarii cand lanseaza catapulta atomica?
khruel: pe 4 iulie
piggiebrotha: uau
piggiebrotha: mai bine o lansau la inmormantarea lui Michael
piggiebrotha: "oricum ala era singurul american pe care-l suporta conducatorul nostru suprem" -
#3012 Up↑ /0 Down↓ Report 2007-07-25 20:31
Pino: jet li
Pino: and
Pino: jason statham
Pino: are at war
Pino: :))
Florin: but they`re about to find out....
Florin: that being at war is not so easy
Florin: ... this summer
Pino: :))
Florin: ... one man
Florin: .... one desire
Florin: ... two men... a little less desire
Pino: http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=336&item=0
Florin: itzi dai seama "Brokeback Mountain".... "this summer.... two men... a lot of desire"...
Pino: =))
Pino: foarte tare -
#34 Up↑ /25 Down↓ Report 2004-09-23 11:26
[10:12] <zoso> fie vorba intre noi, mergem peste unq deseara?
[10:12] <PigBrother> n-am chef de gangbang
[10:12] <PigBrother> vreau ceva romantic
[10:12] <PigBrother> ma duc singur
[10:12] <PigBrother> :D
[10:14] <zoso> vb serios...
[10:14] <zoso> mergem la el, o batem pe ma-sa, ii violam pisicile...
[10:14] <zoso> ii stergem pr0nu din comp :D
[10:15] <PigBrother> pai de ce s-o bat pe ma-sa
[10:15] <PigBrother> ?
[10:15] <PigBrother> saraca n-are nici o vina
[10:15] <PigBrother> nasterea e ca la Loto
[10:15] <PigBrother> nu prea stii ce iese
[10:15] <PigBrother> :D -
#327 Up↑ /0 Down↓ Report 2005-03-13 10:14
[12:48] <Deea> [12:28] <un_bayat-20-> imi zici si mi-e un asl
[12:49] <Deea> zoso, pot sa il dau pe al tau?
[12:51] <zoso> da
[12:52] <[7even]> da-l pe al lui zmack, mai socializeaza si el :>
[12:52] <zoso> :)
[12:52] <zoso> ala e wow-bici
[12:53] <[7even]> se arde cu gnomii ? :D
[12:53] <wu-away> gnomii e de partea noastra ba
[12:54] <[7even]> cu aia cei mai scarbosi atunci -
#5425 Up↑ /6 Down↓ Report 2012-01-02 12:11
Prieten: move like jaggeeer
Galati: :)
Prieten: ce inseamna jagger? :D
Galati: :|
Galati: mick jagger
Galati: google
Galati: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mick_Jagger
Galati: probabil cel mai l33t din lume
Prieten: mick
Prieten: a
Prieten: ioi
Prieten: am crezut ca e un animal ... cum e in mel lu salam "misca-te ca sarpele"
Prieten: :))
Galati: :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) -
#3626 Up↑ /3 Down↓ Report 2008-05-10 10:34
[00:34:23] <Znuff> zetu, te-a cautat gagica asta: http://www.pornoromania.com/data/media/1418/P101542.jpg
[00:34:51] <zetu> Da, stiu, vroia numarul tau de telefon
[00:34:52] <d4rKeingel> =)) -
#2297 Up↑ /11 Down↓ Report 2006-08-13 17:36
[21:12:11] <soup_nazi> http://zoso.rockmania.net/2006/08/motive-pentru-care-iubesc-femeile.html
[21:14:30] <LittleBro> zoso, cate femei iti vor da ignore dupa postu ala? :D
[21:14:53] <soup_nazi> ignore unde?
[21:14:58] <LittleBro> in viata...
[21:15:05] <soup_nazi> pff
[21:15:32] <soup_nazi> crezi ca d-aia nu mai fut eu?
[21:16:06] <LittleBro> eh, ziceam asa... ca pana la urma... lor le place pula, tie pizda... so there
[21:16:15] <soup_nazi> deci tie iti place pula? -
#5460 Up↑ /55 Down↓ Report 2012-02-07 12:26
(16:07:30) <soup_nazi> http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2453739_460s.jpg
(16:07:59) <nihasa> oare si pula o tine invers?
(16:08:09) <soup_nazi> cum poate ţine o pulă invers, nihasa?
(16:08:25) <soup_nazi> intreb -
#3272 Up↑ /1 Down↓ Report 2007-11-07 22:31
[11:16] <LittleBro> imi zice una ieri "ba, io stiu ca sug pula bine, dar imi face placere sa mi se confirme asta din cand in cand"
[11:17] <Kidu|work> locatie si telefon
[11:17] <Kidu|work> confirmam noi destul de des daca vrea
[11:17] <PigBrother> tru
[11:17] <PigBrother> ii zic de 3 ori pe zi, daca vrea
[11:17] <PigBrother> dupa fiecare muie prestata
[11:17] <PigBrother> nu e bine?
[11:17] <PigBrother> stiu, sunt marinimos
[11:17] <PigBrother> :B
[11:19] <LittleBro> :B -
#1539 Up↑ /6 Down↓ Report 2005-12-25 23:45
[02:40:02] <guu> mariko
[02:40:08] <guu> vad ca duck e on pe ym
[02:40:09] <mariko> yessssss?
[02:40:13] <guu> s-o fi tampit
[02:40:22] <guu> sau nu mai are irc
[02:40:22] <mariko> e supalat :(
[02:40:26] <guu> maybe
[02:40:27] <zoso> guu, ai numarul lui?
[02:40:30] <zoso> :D
[02:40:32] <guu> nu i-ai cedat ultima oara ?
[02:40:35] <guu> il am zoso
[02:40:39] <zoso> da incoa
[02:40:47] <guu> n-ajung la telefon
[02:40:48] <zoso> ca pe nihasa l-am lecuit
[02:41:03] <guu> unde i l-ai postat ?
[02:41:26] <zoso> l0-am gasit
[02:41:34] <zoso> ia sa il sunam
[02:42:01] <zoso> dragos, nu?
[02:42:29] <guu> mhm
[02:42:54] <guu> ii spui ca eji de la decapari cerebrale ?
[02:43:14] <zoso> pula mea
[02:43:17] <zoso> dormea pe el
[02:43:24] <guu> ti-a raspuns ma-sa
[02:43:26] <guu> evident
[02:43:30] <zoso> nu, el
[02:43:38] <zoso> l-am luat la putina muie
[02:43:44] <zoso> si dupa aia a intrebat "care mariko"
[02:43:51] <guu> ahahahahaha
[02:44:07] <mariko> :)
[02:44:11] * duck` (naputza@EnterSandman.users.undernet.org) has joined #computergames
[02:44:17] <guu> loooooooool
[02:44:21] <duck`> cu cine pula mea tocmai am vorbit la telefon acum 1 min ?
[02:44:22] * guu slaps duck` around a bit with a large Anacøn�a
[02:44:27] <guu> bwhahahahahaha
[02:44:30] <zoso> :D
[02:44:33] <guu> nu cu mineeee !!!!!
[02:44:37] <guu> jur !
[02:44:42] <guu> da, btw
[02:44:42] <duck`> erm...
[02:44:45] <guu> lma !
[02:44:45] <duck`> zoso 1
[02:44:46] <duck`> !
[02:44:49] <guu> si craciun fericit
[02:44:50] <duck`> mersi la fel guu
[02:44:50] <guu> ideot
[02:45:25] <duck`> bag pewla
[02:45:29] * duck` (naputza@EnterSandman.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: mircu' ma-sii)
