bash: Random Quotes

#1876 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2006-04-10 11:49

Nyctea scandiaca, pasarea numita si Teroarea Alba a Nordului? | ? |
<InaMoraTo-> Indiciu 1: ******* ****
<InaMoraTo-> Indiciu 2: *u**i*a a**a
<InaMoraTo-> Indiciu 3: buf*i*a a**a
<danut^^> bufnita acra

#5521 Up↑ +6/8 Down↓ Report 2012-05-27 14:11

[19:10:30] <darkeingel> all the vinyls are on 24bit
[19:10:38] <darkeingel> te duci la kudos si pui de pe vinyl-uri
[19:10:41] <darkeingel> ca atunci cand esti pe pastile
[19:10:47] <darkeingel> auzi toti cei 8 biti in plus
[19:11:03] <darkeingel> iti dau la intrare pastile, ca la cinema la 3d, ochelari

#249 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2005-02-09 14:02

[17:00] <moebius> spuneti-mi si mie un film foarte deprimant
[17:01] <Jinks> "Sa moara Romeo"
[17:01] <moebius> nu deprimant de prost

#741 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2005-08-03 20:00

[14:18::59] * Quits: PigBrother (pig@pigbrother.users.undernet.org) (Read error: EOF from client)
[14:19::25] <Diaboliq> care ai acoperit geamul lui piggie de a crezut asta ca vine furtuna ?!
[14:19::34] <Godakutz> :)))))))
[14:19::35] <Diaboliq> ba al dracu .. si pe caldura va tineti de glume
[14:20::01] <Godakutz> cred ca s-au bashit motanii si a crezut ca tuna
[14:20::07] <Diaboliq> =))

#382 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2005-04-03 20:49

[00:48] <AxA`here> si cuptorul meu gol cu microunde e mai bun decat OTV

#3916 Up↑ +6/6 Down↓ Report 2008-11-10 12:02

Alex: mai iemooo
Alex: esti suparata aiurea
Iulia: stiuuu, dar nu pot scapa. intunericul ma trage spre el
Alex: aprinde lumina
Iulia: nu-mi trebuie.. ca vad singuratatea din jurul meu

#597 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2005-06-15 20:53

grigore_antipa: http://fuck.bash.ro/
grigore_antipa: aici is dume de dume
mertzan: sa vedem
mertzan: wai da cum vezi filmuletele
mertzan: ca nu gasesc nici un buton'
grigore_antipa: ce filmuletze?
grigore_antipa: is scrise
mertzan: a
mertzan: credeam ca is cu filmulete

#1696 Up↑ +15/15 Down↓ Report 2006-02-08 02:39

[04:38:27] <BrickTop> Nastase risca intre 3 si 12 ani
[04:38:48] <BrickTop> va scapa sapunul din proprie initiativa

#2507 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2006-10-26 18:02

[14:32:20] <D_V> btw... u guys gotta hear this..
[14:32:33] <D_V> i was sitting yesterday at a burger king with a friend.. just after work and such
[14:32:45] <D_V> and i start bitching about i don't have any hd space left..

[14:33:05] <D_V> and then he just pulls a 160 GB HD up from he's pocket..
[14:33:12] <D_V> and gives it to me..
[14:33:20] <Affinity> ...
[14:33:24] <D_V> i'm like... who the fuck walks around with a spare hd in the pocket!

#675 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2005-07-14 22:13

[02:07:00] <zoso> ce pila mea facem treji la ora asta?
[02:09:08] <PigBrother> cam ce faci si tu
[02:09:18] <gaddafi`duck> nu, eu nu fac laba

#4880 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2010-01-06 04:55

Dan: am pe unu in mes frate, coleg din copilarie...ghici pe cine are la avatar
B:: nu stiu
Dan: el gagica-sa si...nicu paleru

#5305 Up↑ +4/4 Down↓ Report 2011-08-22 16:21

(21:19:10) <obscurer> nihasa o sa fie violat de orci :B
(21:20:05) <soup_nazi> iar?

#483 Up↑ +14/14 Down↓ Report 2005-05-15 05:54

[02:12:22] <animalu> Cine e domnisoara dintre patratel si kork in ultima poza ?
[02:12:30] <animalu> Are o alura apetisanta.
[02:12:35] <animalu> In special in poza ai.
[02:13:16] * animalu asteapta un raspuns
[02:13:27] <PigBrother> animalu, mi se pare ca e gajika lu' cubu'
[02:13:34] <animalu> Ei na.
[02:13:38] <animalu> Uite asa pierde omu prieteni.
[02:13:41] * animalu goes after cubu

#2470 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2006-10-17 16:01

[19:58] (@HABEEB): cica gigi becali a vorbit cu dumnezeu
[19:58] (@HABEEB): dumnezeu a zis ca vom da gol
[19:58] (@guu): nu m-a sunat azi

#5080 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ Report 2010-05-12 04:07

17:59                   • Blah [x@AvionarU.users.chatoo.net] has quit IRC
17:59  @wu              • Asa, si?
17:59   TheSurfer       • si asa
18:05                   • Mallymkun [wutwut@127.0.0.1] has quit IRC
18:05   troll           • au plecat 2 fraieri
18:05   troll           • mai pleaca 1
18:05                   • troll [x@wheremybitches.at] has quit IRC
18:05   SS2             • lool
18:06   Nyx             • self-pwnage

#1709 Up↑ +19/19 Down↓ Report 2006-02-11 10:25

[12:13] <duck`> zoso
[12:13] <duck`> (11/02/2006@12:12:16) <emmanuelle> a 8-a
[12:13] <duck`> (11/02/2006@12:12:19) <emmanuelle> tu?
[12:13] <duck`> o vrei tu ?
[12:14] <zoso> nu merci
[12:14] <zoso> n-are sani
[12:14] <zoso> e ca si cum l-as fute pe guu

#3922 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ Report 2008-11-13 05:02

the powerpuff alexa: cine imi trimite si mie o melodie plz???sorry de mass
Waiting for the.powerpuff alexa to accept 1 file:
10.Codu` Penal - Spune-mi daca faci muie.mp3 (5965 KB)

#2611 Up↑ +12/12 Down↓ Report 2006-12-28 11:41

(14:33:14) <[7even]> eu ce vina am ca nu pot sta nonstop pe travian sa construiesc ?
(14:33:34) <HABEEB> cine te pune mane sa ai viatza sociala ?!
(14:33:36) <HABEEB> losere

#3436 Up↑ +5/5 Down↓ Report 2008-02-10 11:54

CioLo: andu zice ca isi baga pula in mama
Roxandra: si eu i-am luat lu masa un costum cu fata lu mama..teapa fraiere!
CioLo: si ce legatura are asta cu mama ?
Roxandra: initial kredeam k e de mine..dar ...m-am scos..k am zis..costum cu fata lu mama..n-am zis k a mea
Roxandra: mama =mama
Roxandra:
Roxandra: deci te-am scos pe tine..nu mai fi prost
CioLo: bashed

#227 Up↑ +40/40 Down↓ Report 2005-01-26 07:20

[10:11] <zmack> pig
[10:11] <zmack> am vorbit cu satana la telefon ieri seara
[10:11] <zmack> si a zis sa-i dai dildo-u' inapoi
[10:12] <NotoriusPIG> pe tine te-a ingropat Jinks cu fatza in zapada azi noapte si acum ejti jmecher ?
[10:12] <zmack> eh ?
[10:12] <Jinks> frate, nu l-am ingropat eu, asa l-am gasit
[10:12] <NotoriusPIG> hhhhh
[10:12] <zmack> frate
[10:12] <zmack> in primul rand
[10:12] <zmack> nu eram ingropat
[10:12] <NotoriusPIG> cu fatza in namete si curu gol in aer
[10:12] <NotoriusPIG> :D
[10:12] <zmack> doar ma odihneam acolo
[10:12] <zmack> si a nins
[10:12] <NotoriusPIG> bagati o fisa de 5 lei pt free sex
[10:12] <NotoriusPIG> :D
[10:12] <zoso> dap, si eu l-am vazut