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#2951 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2007-06-18 02:08

(15:45:55) <soup_nazi> Arheologii au descoperit vestigiile a trei hanuri din secolele XVII-XVIII sub Lipscani
(15:48:01) <soup_nazi> 3 hanuri si 2 guu
(15:48:41) <PigBrother> pff
(15:48:45) <PigBrother> poate gasesc niste butoaie de vin
(15:48:48) <PigBrother> pline
(15:48:49) <PigBrother> ofc
(15:53:09) <soup_nazi> pline cu pipi de râmã

#5023 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2010-03-23 01:49

<troll> mananca coaja de ou
<zetu> Parca-mi place mai mult oul :))

#7278 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2015-06-23 05:46

(08:43:20) <soup_nazi> https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11062110_10153090409304086_6306208216736470032_n.jpg?oh=9fd3ef1eeabe3c8339c877afff5212e3&oe=55EE642B
(08:44:51) <Oradeanul> as fute-o
(08:44:58) <Oradeanul> but then again eu n-am iesit o luna din casa
(08:45:03) <pigbrother> :))

#4769 Up↑ +10/10 Down↓ Report 2009-11-09 21:43

[10:41:50] <@[7even]> CriSa CriStina GeoRgiana
[10:41:50] <@[7even]> imi poti dasi mie un comment desigur daca vrei la poza asta? E unconcurs unde cineare cele mai multe commenturi castiga doua bilete laexcursia dinAustria si tare as vrea sa merg la munte acolo anul acesta.. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30528678&o=all&op=1&view=all&subj=144092416783&aid=-1&id=1481918021&oid=144092416783 minimum 3 cuvinte in romana daca vrei de sigur merci!
[10:41:54] <@[7even]> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:42:11] <Znuff> minim 3 cuvinte in romana?
[10:42:14] <Znuff> "sa-mi sugi pula"
[10:42:15] <Znuff> :D
[10:42:39] <+troll> + tarfo
[10:42:42] <+troll> ca sufix

#2431 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2006-10-10 05:54

[08:53:10] <Punkterra> 2 dimineata e pm sau am?

#5461 Up↑ +3/5 Down↓ Report 2012-02-08 16:23

(19:55:01) <soup_nazi> http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxl6u5TasV1r3dbqco1_500.jpg
(19:55:23) <HABEEB> coaie
(19:55:29) <HABEEB> e ceva dubios
(19:55:39) <HABEEB> toate muistele astea dezbracate au ori aifon or bluebarry
(19:58:22) <soup_nazi> păi ce să aibă?
(19:58:24) <soup_nazi> nokia?
(20:05:00) <HABEEB> alcatel !?!

#5082 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2010-05-16 10:47

(00:44:07) <LittleBro> bag pula, PigBrother, hai in africa
(00:44:57) <PigBrother> tinand cont de antecedentele tale din seara asta
(00:45:12) <PigBrother> cred ca ar trebui sa alegi un continent unde lungimea medie a putei e mai mica
(00:45:14) <PigBrother> nu? :B

#4221 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ Report 2009-03-11 11:09

[23:07:58] <[RO][B][goool]> VREAU NISTE FILME PORNO VA ROG
[23:08:28] <[RO]HacK_MasTeR> filmeaza-te cand dai la laba si porma uite-te la film

#242 Up↑ +20/20 Down↓ Report 2005-02-04 09:03

[12:01] <unq_flipmo> m-am plictisit
[12:01] <unq_flipmo> nu stiu cum s-o mai frec
[12:02] <unq_flipmo> m-am plictisit asa rau incat cred ca o sa incep sa muncesc

#1385 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2005-11-20 21:00

[01:59] <A~Guest5409> bagamia-as p..a saa-mi bay
[01:59] <A~Guest5409> nu sunt in stare sA SCRIU
[01:59] <A~Guest5409> [prewa BEAT5 L.S ORA ASTA
[02:02] <A~Guest5409> MDA ... GFEMEILE ATEA AS A AJUNF IL AMANSTE
[02:03] <A~Guest5409> timpul ... mda .. big prolem
[02:04] <A~Guest5409> fuck
[02:04] * Quits: A~Guest5409

#1979 Up↑ +10/10 Down↓ Report 2006-05-09 21:18

Badger: mi-e somn
Badger: but must work
Dominus: lucreaza in somn
Badger: to get money to go to LALA land
Badger: Y_Y
Dominus: :)
Badger: in somn fut
Dominus: lol
Dominus: de fiecare data?
Badger: nu, cateodata suntem doar amici

#3335 Up↑ +9/9 Down↓ Report 2007-12-14 07:45

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XXX:CE AI MAH?? CE PLM FACI??
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Baloo:nimik, ma uit cum urca punctul =))

#5188 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ Report 2011-03-26 15:57

[22:07] <minel_> in lumea perfecta si eu ma fut
[22:07] <minel_> dar nu e o lume perfecta

#3360 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2007-12-25 07:06

[20:04:59] <ArTiStul> cum sa fie mai bine ma? :)
[20:05:13] <IRISBUS> era mai bine
[20:05:22] <KobrAs> ArTiStul, rau cum era, eu consider ca era mai bine
[20:05:28] <IRISBUS> pe vremea lui ceausecu s-au introdus multe tramvaie si troleibuze in orase
[20:05:34] <IRISBUS> dupa ceausescu s-a desfiintat
[20:05:36] <KobrAs> lol
[20:05:37] * ArTiStul LOL

#2009 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2006-05-21 12:24

[16:14:36] <nihasa> eu sunt mai romantic asa
[16:15:04] <nihasa> si nu ma masturbez ci fac dragoste
[16:15:38] <Dr_Bonez> muama. inseamna ca si eu fac dragoste de la 14 ani

#1366 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2005-11-15 21:00

[16:32] <drunkenn> n-ai inchis ba taraba?
[16:32] <takeda> oficial nu e deschisa
[16:32] <takeda> da doar pe sub mana
[16:32] <drunkenn> comert ilicit!
[16:32] <drunkenn> BAN!
[16:32] * drunkenn (~mori@jeakas.users.undernet.org) Quit (G-lined ([6] Automatically banned for excessive connections))

#5364 Up↑ +5/5 Down↓ Report 2011-10-23 19:50

(00:29:42) * Topic is 'khruel pedepsit cel putin 2 zile - 1 zi pt ca e bou si una pt ca e moldovean'

#2169 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2006-07-05 15:07

[19:05:43] <guu> bah
[19:05:54] <guu> ce facem?
[19:06:01] <guu> ma plictisesc
[19:07:12] <PigBrother> sex oral
[19:07:16] <PigBrother> incep eu
[19:07:17] <PigBrother> muie!
[19:07:18] <PigBrother> :D

#1352 Up↑ +19/19 Down↓ Report 2005-11-13 21:00

[01:36] <incult> //Aici se termina conectarea la baza de date
[01:37] <NotoriousPiG> moloz
[01:37] <NotoriousPiG> nu-s ce sa zic
[01:37] <NotoriousPiG> sunt muci la programare
[01:37] <NotoriousPiG> si masina de spalat imi da fiori
[01:37] <NotoriousPiG> :D
[01:37] <incult> :))
[01:37] <incult> bash? :D

#3520 Up↑ +30/32 Down↓ Report 2008-03-17 01:52

[11:51] (on1x1): ma duc sa iau o pula de mancare
[11:51] (on1x1): :D
[11:51] (on1x1): brb
[11:51] (on1x1): *gura