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#3657 Up↑ +15/15 Down↓ Report 2008-05-30 03:54

[17:51:01] <[RO][B]Carmenzita> cu ce se deschide fifa 06
[17:53:11] <VaSiLiZaIt3v> cu dreamweaver

#7903 Up↑ +1/1 Down↓ Report 2020-01-06 19:24

<soup_nazi> cât îți ia să spargi asta, vldcnst?
<vldcnst> pai e la m247
<vldcnst> le furi serverul.. 1h?

#5071 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2010-04-11 00:00

(13:53:19) <soup_nazi> http://stirileprotv.ro/show-buzz/entertainment/primele-imagini-cu-bebelusul-nascut-de-un-barbat.html
(13:53:22) <soup_nazi> i-auzi LittleBro
(13:53:25) <soup_nazi> acum poti si tu
(13:58:09) <PigBrother> de facut l-a facut, dar cum ii da sa suga? :B

#807 Up↑ +17/17 Down↓ Report 2005-08-23 20:00

[01:21] <Gmaxx> cei cu varsta cuprinsa intre 0 si 18 ani sunt labagii
[01:21] <Gmaxx> aia peste 18 sunt homo
[01:21] <BeNSteR> =))
[01:21] <BeNSteR> Gmaxx cati ani ai?
[01:21] <Gmaxx> 16
[01:21] <Gmaxx> ^_^

#903 Up↑ +22/22 Down↓ Report 2005-10-15 20:00

[19:09:26] <_Mircica_> erm ... imi pacane HDDU .... cam des .... e pe moarte sau sursa e fututa?
[19:10:04] <_Mircica_> acuma pacane si al doilea .... X|
[19:10:09] * _Mircica_ (Mircica@85.120.33.8) Quit (Signed off)

#2637 Up↑ −1/1 Down↓ Report 2007-01-06 18:19

loco: ca o curiozitate stii ca oamenii foloseau expresia "te joci cu focul" inainte de a inventa focul?
geo giorgiana: serios?
geo giorgiana: nu te cred
geo giorgiana: nu-si puneau intrebarea ce inseamna?
geo giorgiana: de exemplu eu nu folosesc cuvintele pe care nu le cunosc
geo giorgiana: le caut in Dex
geo giorgiana: nah cum ai zice....pisici mei ca ai pofat sa mananci nu stiu ce....si cuvantul ala sa insemne vreun organ ceva
geo giorgiana: dar nu cred ca se uitau pe cer si au inventat cuvantul
geo giorgiana: si dupa aia s-au hotarat sa inventeze si focul in sine

#404 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2005-04-17 21:38

[01:38] <apatic> Ahh.. inteleg.. si acum tre' sa-i faci o mu3 lu' pig?
[01:38] <Badger^> normal :D

#2650 Up↑ +27/27 Down↓ Report 2007-01-10 20:44

[23:40] <LittleBro> bah, pana una alta sa mor de`mi aduc aminte ce plm am facut de ajun :|
[23:40] <Kidu|home> wtf?!
[23:41] <guu> erai beat
[23:41] <guu> era noapte
[23:41] <guu> capra behaia incetisor
[23:41] <guu> de placere
[23:41] <LittleBro> :|
[23:41] <guu> aveai perfuzia cu vodka in vena

#3586 Up↑ +3/3 Down↓ Report 2008-04-15 20:52

[10:43] *** _JohnTEA (~john@some.ip) Quit (Read error: EOF from client)
[10:43] *** _JohnHUAN (~john@some.users.undernet.org) has joined #somechan
[10:43] (_JohnHUAN): ashea
[10:43] (@LittleBro): i rest my case
[10:46] (_JohnHUAN): am dat disconect cois :P
[10:46] (_JohnHUAN): TEA stinx
[10:47] * LittleBro tells _JohnHUAN bout /nick command
[10:47] (@LittleBro): use it with confidance mane
[10:50] (_JohnHUAN): esti nebun la cap?!?!?!
[10:50] (_JohnHUAN): disconnect reconnect inseamna exact doua clickuri :B
[10:51] *** _JohnHUAN is now known as inseamna
[10:51] (inseamna): hhh
[10:51] (@LittleBro): hhh
[10:51] (@LittleBro): ahahahahhahaa

#2605 Up↑ +4/4 Down↓ Report 2006-12-26 07:39

[22:12] <R4sf4t4t> sal...
[22:12] <R4sf4t4t> sqz de deranj...
[22:12] <HABEEB> wha ?!
[22:13] <R4sf4t4t> ce tu nu vb romana ?
[22:13] <HABEEB> si !?
[22:13] <R4sf4t4t> eeeeeee :>
[22:14] <R4sf4t4t> pai...am vazut pe site-ul ala...bash...si vreau sa te rog sa-mi zici si mie canalele unde se discuta toate tampeniile alea sa rad si eu..:>
[22:14] <HABEEB> bash ce ?!
[22:14] <R4sf4t4t> e site-ul ala...
[22:14] <R4sf4t4t> bash.zoso.ro
[22:15] <HABEEB> ohhh
[22:15] <HABEEB> pe #computergames
[22:15] <HABEEB> e gg acolo
[22:15] <R4sf4t4t> ms frumos :>
[22:15] <R4sf4t4t> ms frumos :>
[22:15] <R4sf4t4t> dar pe la ce ora incepe show-ul ? :P
[22:15] <HABEEB> dupa ce se termina emisiunea aia chef de chef pe acasa tv
[22:16] <HABEEB> totzi aia amuzantzi sint la tv

#7473 Up↑ +6/6 Down↓ Report 2016-11-15 14:00

14:58:55 <@LittleBro> omg minel
14:59:05 <minel> :O
14:59:15 <@LittleBro> still a virgin?
14:59:35 <minel> married
15:00:02 <@LittleBro> who`s the lucky man?
15:00:08 <MrDrk> lol

#5869 Up↑ +19/23 Down↓ Report 2013-03-27 17:59

(19:55:53) <soup_nazi> care e femininul de la vânător?
(19:57:51) <pigbrother> bucătăreasă

#1471 Up↑ +68/70 Down↓ Report 2005-12-14 00:25

(03:21:01) <dezve> te pup
(03:21:02) <bebelusa18> pa pa
(03:21:03) <dezve> dulce
(03:21:04) <bebelusa18> }{
(03:21:07) <dezve> pe gurita
(03:21:08) <bebelusa18> si eu pe tine
(03:21:10) <dezve> si pe umeri
(03:21:11) <dezve> :*
(03:21:12) <bebelusa18> tot acolo
(03:21:15) <dezve> unde?
(03:21:15) <bebelusa18> unde vrei
(03:21:17) <bebelusa18> :*
(03:21:19) <dezve> esti sigura?
(03:21:25) <dezve> daca eu vreau de exemplu ....
(03:21:27) <dezve> peeeeeeeeee
(03:21:29) <dezve> ureche !
(03:21:34) <dezve> ma pupi ?
(03:21:38) <bebelusa18> da
(03:21:40) <bebelusa18> :P
(03:21:46) <dezve> si daca vreauuuuuuu peeeeeeeeeeee gat
(03:21:47) <dezve> ma pupi ?
(03:22:04) <bebelusa18> da
(03:22:07) <bebelusa18> :P
(03:22:16) <dezve> si daca vreaaaaauuuuuuuuu pe sfarculetse ...ma pupi ?
(03:22:51) <bebelusa18> ei nu
(03:23:02) <bebelusa18> si mai incetisor ca eu-s virgina
(03:23:11) <dezve> ok ...pupicii de sfarculete ...mi le dai pe gat ...asa e bine ?

#1757 Up↑ 0/0 Down↓ Report 2006-03-07 17:26

[19:21] <aardwolf> de unde sa iasa ?
[19:21] <aardwolf> din casa ?
[19:21] <bluesica> din casa bre
[19:21] <aardwolf> pff
[19:21] <aardwolf> slab
[19:21] <bluesica> tu ai stat mai mult cu dizi3
[19:21] <bluesica> hai zi ca nu e asha :D
[19:22] <aardwolf> pe vremea cand jucam daoc ... nu am iesit din casa ( pragul usii de la intrare ) aproape 10 luni de zile
[19:22] <bluesica> jizas fuck
[19:22] <bluesica> si ai tai ce au zis?
[19:22] <aardwolf> :)
[19:22] <bluesica> like wtf
[19:22] <bluesica> 10 luni
[19:22] <aardwolf> ce sa zica ?
[19:22] <bluesica> pm .. iti zideam usa
[19:22] <aardwolf> get a girl in plm ...

#3487 Up↑ +40/40 Down↓ Report 2008-03-01 12:18

no_one: beibi, iour saci an idiat
no_second: sac e ma-ta

#7840 Up↑ +4/4 Down↓ Report 2019-05-21 18:37

(21:27:30) <soup_nazi> Un nou studiu arată că nivelul mării ar putea creşte cu până la 238 de centimetri până în anul 2100, fapt care va însemna pierderea a peste 1,7 milioane de kilometri pătraţi de teritoriu.
(21:27:39) <soup_nazi> znf, tu stai la etajul 1, nu? :D
(21:28:02) <znf> Nice
(21:28:32) <znf> Da, dar stau sus :P
(21:30:51) <[7even]> e ok oricum
(21:30:57) <[7even]> doar nu ajunge sa traiasca pana atunci
(21:32:27) <Osy> hai ma ca nu conduce asa de prost
(21:33:15) <[7even]> stai ca inca nu a descoperit autosufocarea erotica
(21:33:29) <Osy> il subestimezi :)
(21:36:42) <Godakutz> :)

#7963 Up↑ +2/2 Down↓ Report 2020-05-28 02:06

(21:28:02) <vldcnst> https://www.autovit.ro/anunt/audi-a6-ID7GBZUf.html#gallery-open
(21:28:03) <vldcnst> mmm
(21:28:16) <vldcnst> bun pretul
(21:32:39) <Godakutz> vreau si eu una mica mica :(
(21:32:49) <vldcnst> mici nu avem..
(21:34:14) <Godakutz> pai aveti penisul mic, normal ca nu aveti mașini tot mici
(21:34:20) * Godakutz away

#4134 Up↑ +11/11 Down↓ Report 2009-02-04 22:03

(10:58:18) <HABEEB> ?AME HELLO
(10:58:28) * HABEEB hello
(10:58:38) <HABEEB> fmm de masoni
(10:58:42) <HABEEB> au umblat la tastatura

#3489 Up↑ +12/12 Down↓ Report 2008-03-03 13:25

doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:32:38 PM): da cand o sa fiu mare
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:32:43 PM): o sa am mai multi ca gigi becali
marian_ cholo (12/31/2007 2:32:53 PM): ok , u si cu giurgiu
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:32:57 PM): bine
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:33:00 PM): ai sa vezi
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:33:02 PM):
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:33:04 PM):
marian_ cholo (12/31/2007 2:33:10 PM): da we bine cum zici u
marian_ cholo (12/31/2007 2:33:17 PM): vad k vacanta asta ai luat-o pe ulei
marian_ cholo (12/31/2007 2:33:25 PM): lasa-te de manele b-
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:33:25 PM): cum adica?
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:33:28 PM):
marian_ cholo (12/31/2007 2:33:29 PM):
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:33:33 PM): nam ascultat we manele we
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:33:38 PM): m-am uitat la un film
marian_ cholo (12/31/2007 2:33:39 PM): taci macar
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:33:44 PM): cum sa ai bani
marian_ cholo (12/31/2007 2:33:54 PM): zi ce film te-a pacalit
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:33:55 PM): si daca ceri la univers..el iti da..numai ca trebuie sa ai rabdare
marian_ cholo (12/31/2007 2:34:01 PM): LOL
marian_ cholo (12/31/2007 2:34:03 PM): )
marian_ cholo (12/31/2007 2:34:04 PM): )
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:34:04 PM): asta e secretu
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:34:10 PM): numai ca trebuie sa il aplic
marian_ cholo (12/31/2007 2:34:14 PM): )))))))
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:34:17 PM): stiu care e secretu
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:34:22 PM): acu ramane decat sa il aplic
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:34:23 PM): si sa vezi
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:34:25 PM): cum am bani
doru 2oo6 (12/31/2007 2:34:26 PM): femei

#4639 Up↑ +6/6 Down↓ Report 2009-08-19 13:36

(03:34:09) (+n00bcake) anu trecut eram pe irc si invatam la bac... si am intrat la ase
(03:34:32) (+n00bcake) un an mai tarziu, stau si mestec seminte, obosit si plictisit dupa programu' de la jobul meu de cacat