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#3668 Up↑ /2 Down↓ Report 2008-06-07 04:38
<[P-N]-Blondutza_scorpya> cati ani are?
- [14:25:40] <Ancutza> 17
- [14:26:02] <[P-N]-Blondutza_scorpya> da lasa-l k e mare -
[14:26:09] <[P-N]-Blondutza_scorpya> dak nu are pe cine fute -
[14:26:12] <[P-N]-Blondutza_scorpya> simte nevoia -
[14:26:29] <Ancutza> pai dk ai fi in locul meu -
[14:26:32] <Ancutza> ce naiba -
[14:27:16] <[P-N]-Blondutza_scorpya> da dc sa il spui -
[14:28:32] <Ancutza> k este nesimntit -
[14:28:57] <Ancutza> si sa.i vad aia dar mai ales cd am intrat in camera sa ma vad cu aia pe fata
[14:30:49] <Ancutza> si nasol ma simnt -
[14:30:51] <[P-N]-Blondutza_scorpya> si-a dat drumu pe fata ta? -
[14:31:08] <Ancutza> da,exact cd am deschis usa
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#3264 Up↑ /0 Down↓ Report 2007-11-04 10:23
Undeva in Romania, la administratia locala de finante:
<functionar_public>Nu ati scris declaratiile folosind ultima versiunea a programului de declaratii
<platitor_de_taxe>Pai dati`mi ultima versiunea
<functionar_public>Dati`mi o discheta sa vi`l copii
<platitor_de_taxe>Nu am discheta..nu mai folosesc discheta de 5 ani. Va dau un stick USB
<functionar_public>Nu avem program de copiat pe stick
<platitor_de_taxe>??!!! -
#716 Up↑ /0 Down↓ Report 2005-07-26 20:00
[14:24:38] <zoso> va merge t.ro ?
[14:27:41] <user1> da
[14:29:45] <zoso> time to switch proxi
[14:30:17] <user1> eh
[14:31:02] <zoso> yep, it works
[14:31:12] <zoso> bine, si eu sfidez, am nickul zoso :D
[14:31:54] <user1> :D
[14:32:50] <zoso> From System at 2005-07-26
[14:32:50] <zoso> You have received a 4 weeks warning from TheStranger.
[14:32:50] <zoso> Reason: MARESTE RATIO!!! ai 4 saptamini
[14:32:53] <zoso> pfff
[14:33:02] <zoso> Ratio: 0.027 Uploaded: 544.00 kB Downloaded: 19.98 MB
[14:35:48] <user1> da-i reply
[14:35:57] <user1> "sugi pula, ai 10 minute"
[14:38:46] <zoso> o suge si fara sa ii zic eu -
#5459 Up↑ /1 Down↓ Report 2012-02-05 19:25
(22:59:51) <[7even]> http://i.imgur.com/nKuWD.jpg
(23:00:13) <soup_nazi> ţărănci.
(23:00:13) <LittleBro> lol
(23:00:31) <pigbrother> nonconformiste mane
(23:00:33) <pigbrother> :B
(23:00:49) <soup_nazi> mane
(23:00:58) <soup_nazi> ciociolina era nonconformistă
(23:01:00) <soup_nazi> asta e proastă
(23:01:05) <pigbrother> nu, nu
(23:01:09) <pigbrother> asta crede ea ca este
(23:01:21) <soup_nazi> aia se lupta cu pula de cal
(23:01:30) <soup_nazi> să nu ii intre unde nu trebuie
(23:01:37) <soup_nazi> şi să nu uite să respire pe nas. -
#2862 Up↑ /0 Down↓ Report 2007-04-24 11:54
[15:37:27] <HABEEB> control panel >>> display
[15:37:29] <HABEEB> sau click dreapta
[15:37:31] <HABEEB> properties
[15:37:33] <HABEEB> pe desktop
[15:37:43] <Sashone> wow
[15:37:46] <Sashone> :)
[15:38:05] <Sashone> bun pentru lcd
[15:38:10] <PigBrother> si zi asa, Sashone
[15:38:11] <Sashone> mi le ingroasa literele in puii mei nitel
[15:38:12] <HABEEB> e bun si pt crt
[15:38:14] <PigBrother> ti-ai instalat ieri windows
[15:38:15] <PigBrother> :D
[15:38:24] <Sashone> pentru crt nu am simtit nevoia ever
[15:38:28] <HABEEB> eu dap
[15:38:29] <HABEEB> mereu
[15:38:32] <PigBrother> eu il folosesc si la CRT
[15:38:34] <PigBrother> arata mai bine
[15:38:37] <Sashone> daca tu o ai de 15, normal
[15:38:57] <HABEEB> exact
[15:39:00] <HABEEB> 15"
[15:39:03] <HABEEB> tzi`a spus sora`ta ?!
[15:39:57] <PigBrother> lol
[15:40:20] <Sashone> sor-mea nu se baga cu sub 20
[15:40:27] <Sashone> si ma refeream la cm
[15:40:39] <HABEEB> e inghititoare de pule la circ ?!
[15:41:01] <Sashone> ai vrea tu nebunule
[15:41:16] <Sashone> dar ai vazut tu porc la circ?
[15:41:36] <HABEEB> nu merg la circ
[15:42:09] <Sashone> te uiti in casa la tine si iti ajunge -
#813 Up↑ /6 Down↓ Report 2005-08-25 20:00
[17:16:27] <vladuz> Uploaded: 151.25 GB Downloaded: 63.52 GB
[17:16:28] <vladuz> dar bitcomet
[17:16:39] <vladuz> Total Downloaded: 66.23 GB
[17:16:39] <vladuz> Total Uploaded: 154.42 GB
[17:16:42] <vladuz> cum vine asta?
[17:16:44] <vladuz> ma fura SR?
[17:19:02] <soup_nazi> da
[17:19:04] <soup_nazi> pe fata
[17:19:35] <vladuz> ??
[17:19:37] <vladuz> ???
[17:19:54] <soup_nazi> nu mai spune la nimeni, e un secret
[17:20:03] <vladuz> cum adica ma?
[17:21:36] <soup_nazi> da mane -
#2656 Up↑ /0 Down↓ Report 2007-01-14 20:38
[23:34:47] <_42|sad> http://www.travian.com/img/en/s/s1.gif deci sa-mi bag pula
[23:34:51] <_42|sad> asta e travian ?
[23:34:56] <_Mephisto> da _42|sad :)
[23:35:01] <_42|sad> il tot vedeam pe la servici, nu stiam ce draq e aia
[23:35:05] <_42|sad> credeam mereu ca comanda pizza
[23:35:12] <_Mephisto> ahaha
[23:35:13] <Somnic> lol =))
[23:35:21] <duck-> lol -
#5350 Up↑ /14 Down↓ Report 2011-10-09 06:40
(11:18:44) <pigbrother> sunteti niste tristi
(11:18:50) <pigbrother> soup_nazi da doar poze cu pizde
(11:19:02) <pigbrother> khruel spala chiuveta zilnic de zeama de barbat
(11:19:11) <pigbrother> littlebro infige cremvusti in spaghete
(11:19:18) <pigbrother> unde pula mea v-am gasit, frate -
#1808 Up↑ /2 Down↓ Report 2006-03-29 11:29
[14:27:00] <dezve> chiar darkclaw
[14:27:03] <dezve> pleci in armata ?
[14:27:10] <darkclaw> nu
[14:27:14] <darkclaw> de ce as pleca?
[14:27:25] <dezve> pai asa e normal ...
[14:27:35] <darkclaw> pentru ca tre sa fac facultate, sa ajung bogat, ca in final
[14:27:39] <darkclaw> sa salvez lumea de carii -
#650 Up↑ /39 Down↓ Report 2005-07-06 12:45
Un ratat pe dc++ se lauda ca pica orice hub....Drept urmare ii recomand sa ii flodeze pe bulangii de pe 127.0.0.1 :)))
<[RO][B][RDS]FuXXor> uite..te rog daca vrei, sa dai in hubul asta ca ma enerveaza rau de tot 127.0.0.1:80
<[Ro][B][Rds]dj_al3xutz> ip ala e de pe evolva nu?
<[RO][B][RDS]FuXXor> da..sunt niste nemernici care m-au suparat
<[Ro][B][Rds]dj_al3xutz> imediat...stai
<[Ro][B][Rds]dj_al3xutz> *** Connection refused by target machine
*** Connecting to 127.0.0.1...
*** Connection refused by target machine
<[Ro][B][Rds]dj_al3xutz> asa zice la mine
<[RO][B][RDS]FuXXor> aaaa
<[RO][B][RDS]FuXXor> bravo man,mersi..ce repede l-ai picat...esti belea...
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Apoi, incerc sa patrund in tainele hackerilor :)))
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<[RO][B][RDS]FuXXor> auzi, cu ce program ai dat in hubul ala?
<[Ro][B][Rds]dj_al3xutz> din cmd
<[RO][B][RDS]FuXXor> bine bine din cmd..
<[RO][B][RDS]FuXXor> dar cu ce program?
<[Ro][B][Rds]dj_al3xutz> doar de acolo
<[Ro][B][Rds]dj_al3xutz> am si programe
<[Ro][B][Rds]dj_al3xutz> da nu stu inca sa le folosesc
<[RO][B][RDS]FuXXor> aha si din cmd cum dai ? ce scrii?
<[RO][B][RDS]FuXXor> ce comanda din cmd folosesti ?
<[Ro][B][Rds]dj_al3xutz> ping enigma.evolva.ro -t -l 600
NO COMMENT !!!
Propun sa i se acorde titlul de No.1 Hacer :))))
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#1816 Up↑ /0 Down↓ Report 2006-04-01 05:53
[08:41] <Siropel> nu cred, sunt sigur :D
[08:42] <Siropel> da` tot minorele imi plac:D
[08:42] <Godakutz> :)))
[08:42] <Godakutz> minorele creeaza probleme
[08:42] <Godakutz> :)
[08:42] <Godakutz> mai bine lasa-te
[08:42] <Siropel> ce probleme?:P ...n-am patit pana amu
[08:43] <Godakutz> eh
[08:43] <Godakutz> i se pune pata vreuneia pe tine si nu mai scapi
[08:43] <Godakutz> e cam greu sa fii rationala cand esti minora;D
[08:44] <Siropel> trebe sa profit de asta
[08:44] <Godakutz> :>
[08:44] <Godakutz> barbatii!!!
[08:45] <Siropel> corect :D -
#2400 Up↑ /0 Down↓ Report 2006-09-15 17:03
[21:00] x_box1490: cei care joca cs sa intre pe un super srv bla.bla.ro e super si se dau admine:DDD intrati...........(sry de mass)
[21:01] Divis0R: toti care vorbesc pe yahoo messenger sa dea mass pe id-ul "doar_nu_ai_astepta_sa_il_scriu" ... e un super tip si da ignore :D (nu e mass)
[21:01] *** x_box1490 has been ignored.
