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#2670 Up↑ +1055/1059 Down↓ Report 2007-01-30 07:15

<thestick> femeile sunt proaste
<ramona> esti tu retardat misogin
<thestick> ok
<thestick> hai sa iti demonstrez
<thestick> vom juca bambilici ca sa aflam adevarul
<thestick> incepe tu
<ramona> bambilici?
<thestick> zi un numar
<ramona> 5
<thestick> 6
<thestick> te`am batut :)
<thestick> incepe
<ramona> 5 miliarde
<thestick> 5 miliarde 1
<thestick> am castigat
<ramona> daca esti asa destept, de ce nu incepi tu jocul
<thestick> ok
<thestick> -5
<ramona> -10
<ramona> fffffrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeereeeeeeeeee
<ramona> ok sunt proasta

#3148 Up↑ +140/140 Down↓ Report 2007-09-02 12:50

rulzmaker: parca ziceai ca-mi dai ignore
dulcik ta :*:* mihaela: pai te am la ignore
dulcik ta :*:* mihaela: shi nu mai stiu cn esti

#4562 Up↑ +264/266 Down↓ Report 2009-06-11 11:51

* wu- changes topic to ' [21:44] <bila`drukn> azi am baut cam mult si-am baut destul de putin '

#2606 Up↑ +105/105 Down↓ Report 2006-12-26 18:42

luat din CS:
*DEAD* Rolly : cum scrieti mah cu ALIVE in fata, in loc de DEAD ???

#2231 Up↑ +84/84 Down↓ Report 2006-07-23 21:34

[21:14:14] <Genesis_Of_Dysmorphism> Now Playing: Florin Salam - Dupa aeroportul din Palermo...by comy
[21:14:27] <Genesis_Of_Dysmorphism> omg that band sucks , got it from a [RO] guy , its like awful indian music

#1635 Up↑ +80/80 Down↓ Report 2006-01-27 14:30

<wu-nix> Merge webmaster-ul cu trenu si aude <td> </td> <td> </td>

#202 Up↑ +160/162 Down↓ Report 2005-01-17 22:30

[22:29:40] <+PigBrother> decat s-o futeti pe fii-mea
[22:29:40] <+PigBrother> mai bine o fut io
[22:29:40] <+PigBrother> preventiv
[22:29:40] <@Kh`Ru3l> :D
[22:29:42] <@Kh`Ru3l> AHAHAHAHAHHA
[22:29:45] <zmack> ahahahaha
[22:29:46] <zmack> :)))
[22:29:51] * PigBrother is listening to "Jean Michel Jarre - Geometry Of Love Part 2" .:192kbps / 44kHz / Stereo - 0:33/4:06:.
[22:29:55] <@Kh`Ru3l> sa te gandesti cum va pune gura pe pula la 14 ani xD xD
[22:30:03] <+PigBrother> erm
[22:30:03] <zmack> ROTFLMAO
[22:30:04] <zmack> :))
[22:30:07] <zmack> nu frate
[22:30:09] <+PigBrother> las' ca si ma-sa a pus si n-a murit
[22:30:11] <+PigBrother> :D
[22:30:15] <zmack> ROTFLMAO
[22:30:15] <@Kh`Ru3l> :D

#128 Up↑ +240/244 Down↓ Report 2004-12-07 18:10

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[18:04] <PigBrother> oops
[18:04] <PigBrother> am crezut ca e funia de rufe
[18:04] <PigBrother> o lipesc la loc
[18:04] <PigBrother> promit

#3462 Up↑ +77/77 Down↓ Report 2008-02-22 09:37

el: totushi bha nene
el: cum sa-mi mushti din canapea?
ea: s-a intamplat
el: puteai sa tzipi
el: sa urli
el: da nu sa-mi mushti canapeaua
ea: ai mah k nam lasat semn
el: dar totusi
el: esti singura fata care mi-a mushcat canapeaua

#1752 Up↑ +142/144 Down↓ Report 2006-03-01 22:03

(17:52:22) <drak1> question
(17:55:22) <birkof> ?
(17:55:39) <drak1> how do I say "i love you" in Romanian
(17:55:52) <drak1> I want to put it on my girlfriends birthday cake
(17:55:57) <birkof> "ia pula!"
(17:56:06) <drak1> thank you so much
(17:57:37) <birkof`> np

#418 Up↑ +212/216 Down↓ Report 2005-04-22 15:11

[15:05] <DedeL|OFF> aberator pe tine nici nu te invita nimeni
[15:06] <aberator> ti-am zis mah ca nu
[15:06] <aberator> pana mea
[15:06] <aberator> nu ti-am futut eu nevasta
[15:06] <aberator> lasa-ma in pace
[15:06] <aberator> or mai fi si altii care au catarame cu "osoz"
[15:06] <aberator> :D

#2570 Up↑ +68/68 Down↓ Report 2006-12-05 19:00

<Znuff> Đ
<darKClaw> ai ceva intre dinti

#614 Up↑ +67/67 Down↓ Report 2005-06-22 23:33

[23:33:02] <PigBrother> http://www.budoar.ro/main/spaw/img_popup.php?img_url=/main/02/A7.jpg
[23:33:04] <PigBrother> ROTFL
[23:33:12] <PigBrother> ce putza de pinguin are ala din stanga
[23:33:13] <PigBrother> ahahahah
[23:33:29] <lunet|sad> uite cine stie cum e putza de pinguin

#2413 Up↑ +131/133 Down↓ Report 2006-09-25 15:46

[15:42:55] <soup_nazi> am primit informare de la spp
[15:43:01] <soup_nazi> cica sa stam cuminti dracului in cas
[15:43:10] <HABEEB> si noi
[15:43:16] <misandra_> da, si pe mine m-au bagat in concediu
[15:43:17] <HABEEB> cica sintem obligatzi sa ne barbierim zilnic
[15:43:21] <HABEEB> pt evitarea confuziilor
[15:43:33] <misandra_> si sa evitati miscarile bruste
[15:45:22] <HABEEB> yeah
[15:45:32] <HABEEB> o sa`mi las si pula acasa
[15:45:38] <HABEEB> sa nu zica aia ca am arme ascunse

#217 Up↑ +64/64 Down↓ Report 2005-01-23 21:28

mushetzel : Am avut o pisica pe care o chema Zuzuca - a trait pana la 14 ani si in ultimul an de viata ne-am dat seama ca de fapt era motan.

#490 Up↑ +63/63 Down↓ Report 2005-05-17 23:59

[23:58] <OctavWork> si imi zice aia printre gemete
[23:59] <OctavWork> "simt ca nu esti aici cu mine..."
[23:59] <OctavWork> si intr-adevar
[23:59] <Tomass> :)
[23:59] <OctavWork> ma gandeam ce a facut real cu monaco
[23:59] <Tomass> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
[23:59] <chrisZzZz> :DDDDD
[23:59] <OctavWork> deci...
[23:59] <chrisZzZz> hahahhahaha

#2102 Up↑ +61/61 Down↓ Report 2006-06-17 13:19

[13:16](darKClaw): Peste 1.300 de copii romani adoptati international disparuti
[13:16](darKClaw): 1299, ca nihasa e aici
[13:16](nihasa): pe mine ma cresc parintii sa ma dea pe organe
[13:16](nihasa): ca cica ies mai bine
[13:17](nihasa): le`am dat o tzeapa de vreo 200k ca fumez si beau

#1801 Up↑ +60/60 Down↓ Report 2006-03-29 00:22

xxx: sper sa ajungi batran rau si sa asculti punk furios adolescentin de garaj
xxx: ha!
xxx: top that!
Eu: sper sa ajungi sa asculti animal x si sa ai postere cu 3se deasupra patului
xxx: ok that fair
xxx: about animalix
xxx: da` ce`ai cu posterele mele?
Eu: nimic, doar ca e bine sa arati celor din jur ca esti gay, posterele alea sunt un bun inceput
xxx: imi place sa le mangai cateodata cand nu am cu cine vorbi
Eu: si cealalta personalitate a ta nu se simte inselata?
xxx: nu ca ma mangai si p fund in acelasi timp
xxx: aaa
xxx: kkt
xxx: JUR CA TE UCID CU MAINILE GOALE DACA PUI CVA P BASH.'

#2561 Up↑ +58/58 Down↓ Report 2006-11-29 21:49

thestick: barbatii vorbesc in propozitii
thestick: fetele vorbesc in fraze
ramona: faptul k fetele vorbesc in fraze.. nu dovedeste decat k fetele sunt in stare sa lege mai mult de 10 cuvinte intr'o fraza.. pe cand barbatii sunt incapabili de acest lucru, iar ei stiu ca sunt incapabil , iar aceasta incapabilitate ii transforma in niste fiinte misogine ,asa cum esti tu..
thestick: O_o
thestick: so i was right

#1373 Up↑ +58/58 Down↓ Report 2005-11-17 00:00

Alina: nu`s proasta!
Teo: nu
Teo: nu esti
Teo: am zis cumva ca esti?
Alina: mda
Teo: cand a fost razboiul de independenta?
Alina: 1956
Teo:
Alina: 1714?
Alina: proasta
Alina: sunt
Alina: da
Teo: asa
Alina: ok
Alina: dak asta crezi
Alina: k
Teo: hai sa facem un sondaj?
Teo: pe bash